Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/15/2016 – Andrew Stockdale and Brad Williams

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/15/2016 – Andrew Stockdale and Brad Williams

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Andrew Stockdale and Brad Williams

Recorded 02-14-2016 – Release Date 02-15-2016

Production Number #1757

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Adam opens the show to a funny intro from Dawson and Lynch, Adam comments on the upcoming 7th year anniversary.

BB has a classic Dawson #TopDrop from KLSX, Adam comments on Dr. Drew’s recent worry about the changes he’s seeing in the world as expressed on ADS #309.

Adam talks about Drew being a constitutionalist of sorts and being into the principals of which this country was founded.

 

Adam is talking about this country traveling down the pussy drain and how people used to aspire to be like successful people as opposed to resenting and hating their guts.

Adam is talking about Michael Moore and hearing him on a Howard Stern replay last week, Michael was being evasive when asked about his personal finances.

They now play the clip from The Howard Stern Show of Michael Moore objecting to the facts about his wealth.

 

They all respond to Michael’s bullshit and Adam is making a point about the hypocrisy on display.

They go back to the clip and play more of it, BB has a killer incredulous reaction to Michael claiming if you add the value of his house to his net worth it would reach over a million.

Adam talks about looking him up on Celebrity Net Worth after hearing this and he comments on how accurate it seems to be when he’s checked in the past.

 

Adam mocks Michael’s exasperated yell protesting the claim of him having the actual amount of money he has, BB references the old SNL bit ‘Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer’ and they go back to the interview and play the opening again with the “that’s so crazy!” exclamation form Michael.

Adam asks what are we supposed to believe when it comes to Michael, he’s clearly a liar and he says he should be proud of chasing his dream and building his wealth.

Adam is bringing up ‘Rodger and Me’ and further points out Michael’s hypocrisy, he comments on how he objected to being told he’s 1/50th as wealthy as he actually is.

Gina shares a great point and Adam is explaining how Michael can tell people to fuck off if they have a problem with his honesty about his wealth and hard work.

 

Brad Williams is now joining them on the show over the phone, Adam says he adores watching Brad and Adam Ray climb the ranks of comedy.

Brad is riffing about owning the money he earns, bringing up his time making cookies and Adam jokes about him living in a knothole in a tree with the Keebler elves.

Brad is calling about the porn blockers in effect over the Casino Wi-Fi and he asks Adam about the first thing guys do when they get to a hotel room, Adam says pull your own cock off.

 

Adam is asking Brad about his “beat off” beef and explains how he can’t use the Wi-Fi to get to his favorite site.

Brad is talking about all of the vice available to him at said Casino but he can’t beat off?

Adam talks about not being good enough to log into hotel Wi-Fi and says he’s always freely on the Ultranet browsing for porn 24/7.

 

Brad has some oddly specific options for adult entertainment and BB comments on it, Adam is now talking about the financial reasons why they are trying to push people back to the PPV porn model.

Brad is telling Adam about getting creative and Gary gets on mic to explains why you don’t want a laptop loaded with porn.

Adam asks Brad what it would cost for a prostitute blowjob and BB tells him to stop and pretend he’s Michael Moore and lie about it.

 

Adam asks him about the shows at the Casino and how he’s been doing all weakened.

Adam tells him to not taking it personally and blame the modern era of free pornography and tells him to take it down to Starbucks to beat off over the free Wi-Fi.

Adam is talking about watching Kanye West on Saturday Night Live over the weekend.

 

Adam shares how he nods his head as not to seem like a super uptight white guy.

Adam says he thinks this song was bad, he describes the people performing with him and mentions El DeBarge.

 

Adam is doing a Five Four Club Live Read

 

Adam is peppering in some light commentary over Kanye’s performance, he says he doesn’t feel like Kanye is a great dancer and BB chimes in and shares how he moves around a lot, he’s a jumper.

They are playing more of the song/performance.

Adam asks what old man Carolla is missing about this, they all further react as they pause the track.

 

Adam is talking about the modern rap attire of fluffy boots and fur coats; he says the attire is the opposite of what would be comfortable on stage.

Adam says don’t get him wrong he gets the pimp showing up at the big fight in fur, Gary says this is Kanye’s clothing line.

Adam asks if anyone has thoughts and Gary comments on how Dawson has some thoughts, yes!

 

Adam is commenting on the lyrical content and the mention of Ray J.

Dawson is commenting on El DeBarge and his actual talent which doesn’t require Autotune.

Gina has a great Autotune point, Adam comments on Kanye screaming about being rich and tells him to talk to Michael Moore.

 

Gain comments on the jacket and says it’s not fur, it’s like her grandmas Mahjong jacket, it’s pearls and shit.

Dawson is talking about guitar effect pedals and makes a strong point about talent.

Adam asks how much of this is his black bum theory, where in which he will give money to a homeless black guy but not a white guy for fear of some weird racial misunderstanding or assumption.

 

Adam explains the theory in detail and asks how much of the love for Kanye is based on white guilt.

Gina says he would be shunned for suggesting this in mixed white company.

Gary is on mic saying as a Kanye song that’s a good one, it’s a different genre than music.

 

Dawson says he liked the first 50sec and now they’re playing some of Andrew Stockdale’s work from ‘Wolfmother’ and they get to BaldyWood.

 

Adam is talking about Deadpool with BB, he says Sonny wants to see it badly and Adam talks about the Deadpool advertisements, Gina ask if he already knew about the character.

Adam says he’s sad he knows who the ‘Silver Surfer’ is but he doesn’t know the full story, he just knows the name from the fanboy adults complaining about the Tim Story’s 2007 ‘Fantastic Four’ sequel.

Adam would enjoy the story of Noran Radd and his cosmic collision with Galactus, it’s the most “internalized” of any super hero origin.

Adam is talking about the risqué “Get a Load Of This” ad campaign and how it seemed perhaps over the line.

 

Hooray for Baldywood

BB is giving his review of ‘Deadpool’ and lists of the cast.

BB is emphasizing his “Hard R” designation, he talks about his lack of interest in comic books and he is giving a background on the character of ‘Wade Wilson’ and his inclusion in the film ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ and he gets it almost right.

BB sets up a clip from the Red Band trailer that Chris mentioned, BB fails to tell them that Loveline was in the original several scripts, due to inaction and lack of enthusiasm Adam and Drew were kept from being in the highest grossing movie in February and R rating history, thanks Loveline people!

 

Adam is reacting to the trailer and BB calls it refreshing and says people get fucked up in this movie, Adam says he doesn’t know how anything works and says he gets 0 information.

BB tells him not to take Sonny and BB loves the under 2hr running time.

Adam says these kinds of movies don’t need to be over a buck forty in running time, Adam said he tried to go see it yesterday but they couldn’t get “online” what?

 

BB wraps the segment and Adam is talking about ‘Breaking Away’ and says he watched it with the family, though Natalia was mostly distracted and MIA for the flick.

 

Adam is doing a Live Read for Life Lock

Adam makes 5 purchases online per week, it’s an incredible time saver, 9.99 gets you peace of mind edition.

 

They play a new song inspired by caller ‘Faith’ from Rich Banks and Mike Lynch

This song is hilarious, Adam is providing some light commentary and blames his cold medicine.

‘Caelan can’t Spell Faith’

Gina says she listened to that 3 times this morning and Adam is talking about hearing an L in faith, that’s what he hears in his brain, he can’t explain it.

They head to break.

 

They’re back from break with Andrew Stockdale making his ACS debut.

Adam says it’s so nice to have his ears cleansed from the bullshit Kanye stuff.

Adam is talking about Minneapolis becoming a new artist mecca in America, he asks Andrew about his place of birth.

 

BB has a killer Adelaide Wisconsin one liner, mocking Adam.

Adam is talking about Bob Costas living in the Midwest so he can be in close proximity to both costs without having to take a long flight home.

Adam is asking him about the best place in Europe for their band, crowd wise.

Andrew is telling them about Milan and their first tour through the city, he explains how he woke up on a street and missed his fancy hotel room suite.

 

Adam is talking about going out on tour and how much less a band can fetch due to overhead, Adam asks about flying 1st class and spending money on luxury vs. saving money.

Andrew tells them about trying to save cash on the road and how they always end up spending a bit more for comfort, you only get one life he says.

He tells them how nice it is to be busy and to work, Adam is breaking down the alternative to work, unemployment.

 

Adam jokes about having too much time on his hands and thinking of combining beer with ice cream.

Adam says he’s going to the beach today with his wife, the kids and Jodi.

Adam says he’s going to spend some of his money too.

 

Adam is asking about new release Tuesday and Dawson explains global release dates.

Adam says he never signed off on Tuesdays.

Adam plugs the band’s website and tour.

 

Adam is doing a True Car Live Read

Adam talks about the Toyota Starlet he hasn’t seen since he was younger.

Adam is explaining how the car is the smallest little shitbox ever assembled and no starlet has ever driven one edition.

 

Gina’s News

Adam’s talking about the folks still rocking these legacy cars in the modern age, he doesn’t know if he loves them or hates them, he just wants to do the same thing as the “Home Depot elderly employee cautionary tale” for his kids.

Adam is back to the car and how many units they moved over the years.

 

1st Story is on the death of Supreme Court Justice Scalia; Gina explains why he was considered a controversial figure in the courts.

Adam says when you name your kid Antonin you’re just aking for years of name correction and bullshit.

Adam is talking about Obama shutting the city down with his trip to Los Angeles and how it coincided with the marathon and there were two dumb reasons for the city to be gridlocked.

 

Gina talks about the shit show of driving in the city that day.

Adam is now ranting about Obama taping ‘Ellen’ and how he shut the city down for something so silly, bring Ellen to him perhaps.

Adam is sharing his theory on bringing the Celebrities to Air Force One being a better revenue generating event.

 

Adam is talking about the sheer expense of Obama traveling around the country.

 

2nd Story is on the Jeb Bush clash with Donald Trump at the latest Republican debate.

Gina plays a clip and Adam comments on how you can argue these points round and round.

 

Gina has another clip of Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio.

Adam says he remembers when not being able to speak Spanish was a compliment, funny riff of the old bygone simpler days Adam misses.

 

3rd Story is on the new addition of Oscar Meyer hotdogs to ‘Burger King’ menus.

Adam wants a Jewish hotdog consultant for all hotdog selling enterprises.

Adam is now quoting himself and his idea about ‘The Ram Rod’ the new signature name for the L.A. Rams hotdog as he told Rich Eisen on his show.

Adam is asking Andrew about hotdogs in Australia.

 

Adam is mocking the shitty beige hotdogs, Gina asks will Andrew eat it and Adam explains not this Andrew, the staffer Andrew.

Adam says people relay enjoyed the bit and they will bring him back in.

Adam is talking about Andrew never trying Chili and Adam says the excuse of ‘It’s never come up’ is not an excuse.

 

4th Story is on the new Whole Foods spin off markets, aimed at a customer base with less discretionary income.

Gina asks Adam about the tattoos being offered, Adam says he feels like the tattoo offered at the super market is like the gas station burrito, it’s not the best burrito option.

Adam is now joking about buying an ensemble at Caesar’s Palace and asks if you’re angry at money and suggests an alternate way of wasting it.

 

Andrew shares that his daughter sent him photos of herself with stick on tattoos, ordering complicated hipster coffees at cafes.

Gina asks Andrew about his own tattoos, Adam says he’s a star and rock and roller and doesn’t need sleeves of tattoos to speak for him.

Adam is not mocking the sleeved up jack offs who walk among us and are the majority, he talks about the bygone era of military tattoos and important reasons for getting them.

 

Adam is mocking people for spending so much money and time wrapped up in their own body modifications.

Adam tells Andrew about his “get your shit together” New Year’s Resolution

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read

 

5th Story is on the controversy about Meryl Streep’s “We’re All from Africa” comments and he asks why she’s under fire for saying something so clearly aimed to be unifying and kind.

BB suggests we’re all from Asia and the fertile crescent, Gary is now tasked with figuring it out.

Adam is defending Meryl and explaining how the left is used to this “weaving” and suggests now those groups are not happy.

 

Gary says it’s debatable and Adam says he would rather be from Africa, Adam is joking about rolling rugs out on dirt and making date shakes.

 

6th Story is on the upcoming people who are being required to testify in the Bill Cosby defamation case, including Camille Cosby, Adam is riffing about asking her about a sister who is perhaps 45yrs younger, he likes the live and let fuck approach.

Adam is riffing with BB about pressing her for info about her sister, funny “extra pussy he’s getting” one liner from Adam about Bill Cosby.

Gina is in the mix and Dam says he knows it’s a cliché but “nobody likes a cock sniffer” and they move on, hilarious!

 

7th Story is on Ted Cruz pulled campaign ad which starred an actress who worked in Cinemax pictures, Adam asks about her aging out of the soft-core porn world and becoming a regular actress.

Adam asks if you posed nude in college if we now must pull your commercial spot.

Adam talks about the mythical lost Sylvester Stallone porn film.

Adam is talking about the abundance of people reacting to this type of thing as if they should have done more work or due diligence, people aren’t supposed to have lives outside of work.

 

8th Story is on Caitlyn Jenner’s attempt to rope another motorist into the blame for the accident that led to the fatal crash.

Adam is commenting on this and he quotes Mark Geragos who says that Caitlyn would be charged for the wrongful death had she not transitioned, it’s not politically acceptable to prosecute her.

Adam jokes about having breast implants worked into his steering wheel so the sex change could happen immediately upon car impact, BB riffs about the idea with him.

 

Adam is bragging about taking two rows of left turn arrows with his kids and wife in the car and how happy he was to do it; he comments on how nobody even honks now or notices him maneuvering around their chicken shit asses.

Adam is describing driving past various death traps on the way home and suggests flashing red lights.

Gina has more of the details of the she said, she said of the accident.

 

Adam is talking about the advisable distance between cars and how it’s not possible in Los Angeles due to the traffic congestion.

 

Adam is doing a Live Read for The Big Podcast with Shaq

Sonny loves Shaq edition

 

9th Story is on a man who was arrested for urinating in and attempting to steal fish from a Wal-Mart.

Adam jokes about the guy shoving a trout down his pants and then going home to the old lady and having her smell the fish on your dick and presume you’ve been out cheating on her.

Adam has a funny Camille Cosby callback; BB plays the new drop from Adam talking about nobody liking a cock sniffer.

 

Adam talks about the rising crime rate as they’ve been trying to clear out the prisons for just violent offenders.

Adam is talking about people capable of petty theft and the “that’s all” excuse, no we couldn’t have all gone this way, it’s wrong.

Adam talks about this stolen childhood unicycle and how he didn’t steal anything when he was in the same position and living in poverty.

 

Adam says either you can go in someone’s home and steal something or you can’t.

Adam is now trying to talk BB into a home invasion, he’s on the fence about fencing stranger’s belongings.

Adam is now using “mulch’ to make a complex analogy for Australia and its prison colony origin.

 

Adam suggests we turn Catalina island into a prison colony and riffs with BB about it.

Adam says they don’t even allow cars on that place, BB plays the drop of Adam saying “Young Thug” as they wrap the news.

 

Adam is doing a Live Read for the PodcastOne Listener Survey

 

Adam is now giving out the closing plugs and wrapping up the show.

He explains the story behind the ‘It’s not You, It’s Me’ T-shirts in the store and how he came up with that breakup line during Classic Loveline.

BB plays the nobody likes a cocksniffer drop to close out the show.