Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/10/2016 – Jay Mohr and David Wild

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/10/2016 – Jay Mohr and David Wild

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Jay Mohr and David Wild

Recorded 02-09-2016 – Release Date 02-10-2016

Production Number #1754

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Adam opens the show with David Wild making his 98th appearance on the show, he welcomes everyone to the show and BB plays a drop of Adam as today’s #TopDrop.

Adam is now riffing about ‘Real Sex’ and how it must be programmed by sexless people who hate titillation.

Adam is reading the “Virile Chinese senior citizens” description from the most recent episode he came across, BB and Gina both riff about the stupid show and the “Man On the Street’ angle.

 

Adam and BB are now riffing as the two strange dudes who program the series and assumed the other was the one into the latex fetishes and weirdness, Adam asks who is really into that shit and says it’s just a 90’s movie trope.

Adam is further mocking the show and its horrible segments that are the opposite of sexy.

Adam talks about his very simple Saturday alone wrenching on his car, he says that everyone should do their version of being alone wrenching on a car, Gina says beating off and Adam talks about getting a knuckle buster that ultimately felt good due to the satisfaction of getting his hands dirty and doing some work.

 

Adam talks about searching for the right tool for the right socket, he says he was going to Anna Farris’s house at 3pm so he kept checking the clock.

Adam says he thinks Lynette was getting worried about him taking so much time at Anna’s house, jealous even.

 

David Wild is now on the line for his 98th appearance, a phoner.

Adam is asking him about the Grammy Awards and Adele performance along with the bowie tribute which will be performed by Lady Gaga.

Adam is praising a documentary about David Bowie and how you realize what a genius the man was by viewing his work from a distance, David has a great follow up and Adam gives the title of the documentary, it’s a BBC production covering 5yrs in the man’s life.

 

David talks about having a woman do the David Bowie tribute, not too dissimilar than the Frank Sinatra tributes and the pressure on men to cover his work.

David is telling them about Lady Gaga breaking free from the Madonna mold and Adam asks about the estates of the deceased artists and how they get permission for what they play.

Adam is talking about Gary Clark Jr. and he calls him the modern Robert Cray, David asks them about the play ‘Hamilton’ and Adam says he loves that form of rap and how it suited the format, Adam does a funny riff on The Sound of Music that Gina appreciates.

 

David is talking about the Hamilton album and he teases the live experience during the Grammy Awards, Adam jokes about LL Cool J with David.

Adam asks David whose voice he marvels at most while working in the rehearsals, he praises Rihanna for her sleeper talent level and name drops Jason Isbell with some high praise.

Adam wraps up with David and gets back to the Bowie Documentary, Adam says it’s fun to see how yellow everyone’s teeth were back in the day.

BB tells them about Bowie’s two different colored eyes and Adam has a plug for their upcoming live shows across the globe.

 

Adam asks about the calls; Chris tells them about Mr. Brightside

 

Adam is doing a SimpliSafe Live Read

Adam on the miserable husband and wife team that were yelling at each other and not vacuuming up the dust at his warehouse edition part 2.

 

Gina brings up her morning show co-host Mark taping an episode of ‘Take a Knee’ and Adam tells them about the episode and mentions Rich Eisen in comparison, they’re talking about how easy going both guys are.

Adam says he came up in the world listening to Mark and Brian, he says that KROQ was too heady for the morning construction crew.

Adam talks about listening to an entire shift of their show and he explains how felt like he was not invited to a party they were enjoying, Adam comments on their differences down the road after BB brings up the guys on air partnership being disbanded.

 

Adam talks about sending in homemade comedy bits and uses a nice raffle analogy to explain how the lead up/talking up of the comedy bit only would lead one to believe it might be their bit finally being played.

 

Gina’s News

1st Story is on Michael Bloomberg’s comments on possibly running for the presidency.

Adam says he doesn’t think anyone is taking votes away from Bernie Sanders and if you’re in, you are in.

Adam is committing on the hope and change angle and how Bernie Sanders is now considered more progressive than voting in the first female president.

 

Adam says the ultimate in evolved is not separating people based on their race or gender, he talks about the messages regarding voting for people based on their similarity to you.

Gina brings up Madeleine Albright’s comments about the special place in hell for women who don’t vote for Hillary.

Adam is now asking how black folk have done over the last 7 years and thinks Hillary would change nothing for women in the 4-8yrs of her possible presidency.

 

Adam says it flies n the face of what they claim they’re about and support, if you want to be progressive don’t reduce people to categories and symbols for races and genders, best person for the job gets the votes even if it’s an old white dude.

Adam is ranting against people not taking issue with these types of comments about voting for people who might further your personal agenda, it’s super insulting and Adam says he feels as much connection to the president as he does Will Smith or Oprah, he says they transcend their race or gender, Hillary transcends her gender the same way, she’s a brand almost and Bernie Sanders is an idea.

 

2nd Story is on Red Lobster’s overnight profits after Beyoncé’s song about going to Red Lobster in your refractory period.

Gina has a key “If he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster” quote that will now be a new drop.

Adam is talking about going to Denny’s and spending about the same as you would at ‘Good Neighbor’ and talks about how insanely expensive Red Lobster is.

Adam says why not the little local Greek seafood place, he talks about his dog Philly Cheesesteak eating the same food all day and night, when you’re dumb you love consistency.

 

Adam talks about kids eating the same chicken strips and ranch, BB talks about taking a cooking class at Sur La Table with Christy and how much fun they had learning to use their wok.

 

Adam is doing a Five Four Club Live Read

 

They head to break

 

They’re back from break with Jay Mohr returning to the show, he immediately references the classic ‘At Close Range’ BB hasn’t seen it and Adam calls it a sleeper classic.

Adam says it’s akin to ‘Breaking Away’ in the pantheon of lost gems.

Adam gives out some dates and plugs for Jay, he asks him about his fatigue and asks Adam about how early Sonny wakes up, Jay has a funny line about morning dew on playground equipment, joking about them being hosed down.

 

Adam talks about how sweet Sonny is and Jay says we established he didn’t steal the money; he tells BB to shut up as he kind of objects.

Adam is sharing the two super sad Carolla stories regarding names after Jay prompts the ‘Carollo’ tale.

Adam is talking about how kind Sonny is and has a “best dad/best son” exchange to explain it, Adam says a lot of people tell him to “toughen up” his son but he wants to nurture his kindness and let him be him.

 

Gina brings up the “raise one old cat” bit from the book about having Sonny and Jay asks them about litter boxes.

Adam is riffing about the litter box igloos.

 

Mr. Brightside

1st Caller Walter, Jay is busting out some “Jewish Tracy Morgan” as Adam puts it and he riffs about Walter being a certified public account, the certified part is good.

Adam says being able to handle your taxes is a huge deal in this world and he thinks he’s probably lost hundreds of thousands over the years by not knowing the tax code.

Jay is busting out the new voice and Adam talks about financial acumen and the way it sets you up for other opportunities.

They determine that he has nothing to complain about.

 

2nd Caller Matt, he’s calling about his overdraft fees and is bitching about his wife not depositing the 40$ in his account he asked her to deposit.

BB has a “wow!” reaction to the caller’s anger at the situation, Jay is crushing this!

Jay asks who gives his wife 400 dollars and who goes to the bank at night, Adam says the lesson is internalization and Jay is now out of character and breaking down the flawed logic, funny “did you take care of Matt’s stuff” one liner about fictitious bank employees not working on weekends.

 

Adam is talking about his old house and the commercial glass he installed in his old office, he talks about using a genie lift and jokes that everything with the word Genie in it doesn’t feel magical, it’s just work and elbow grease.

Adam is further describing the process of getting the heavy glass in place in his office.

Adam is describing a Genie lift and talks about the attempt to rent said lift from the place in Oxnard with his wife’s for explorer.

Adam explains how the 48yr old semi combative Latin guy was self-defeating and said it wouldn’t work without even trying.

 

Adam is crushing this story and mocking this assholes brevity in his replies.

Adam is back to the rental place, he says it was called “Wanna Makers” and BB is now in the mix, great stuff.

Jay is busting out an impression and telling Adam to use alternative means to get the glass and he explains how he then sent Ray to get a van and pick up the genie lift, not to bring his name up etc.

This is the part of the story with the sad adult without a credit card twist.

 

Gina has a funny “how’d you get the glass up there” comment and Adam is joking about the ass wiped invoice left behind.

 

3rd Caller Matt, he’s calling about his bad knees and Jay calls him out on being a fat guy and further riffs in this new voice, it’s delightful.
He is unsure how he tore his meniscus and Adam talks about tearing his 2x, Gina asks about the injuries and Jay realizes he sounds a bit like Jim Florentine.

Adam talks about his street fight and then vintage Datsun crash the following day after both surgeries.

Adam is talking about playing the Moore Theater and the custom made running shoes he got from a fan in Seattle which preceded his injury, almost immediately.

 

Jay says it has to be the shoes and talks about the wall in the studio that shows off the various highlights from Adam’s career.

They are talking about the impressive photo of Adam from ‘The Hammer’ shoot and Adam is addressing him as Randy Warwick, Adam is asking him about his aunt and his dipping habit.

Adam is telling Randy about giving up the dip and he blames his kids, Adam and Jay are joking about Beyoncé’s thighs.

 

They reference Ricky Bell and Adam says on an honest note he feels like Beyoncé is too much woman for him, she scares him a little, too much thigh perhaps.

Adam talks about how if you ever go to a shooting range they’ll get you the big gun, trying to impress the celebrity, Adam thinks those guns are too much for him, he wants an east 9mm.

Jay is busting out more Randy, he’s talking about the “comedy issue” and how they never mention actual stand ups in those magazines.

 

Jay says the hottest wife to each person is their wife, he says “Michelle to Gina” mid riff, dude named Michelle or funny lesbian joke?

Adam is back to Matt and talks to him about living in the cold in Iowa, Randy is asking Matt about old wrestlers and Adam is now talking about Andrew Golota and how he was punching balls nonstop in his Riddick Bowe bout.

 

Jay is now asking Adam about fixed fights from history, he’s bringing up the “my eyes” Muhammad Ali vs. Sonny Liston bout.

Jay has a great Ray Boom Boom Mancini story as shared on a legendary episode of ‘Mohr Stories’ and he spells out the conversation to Adam who isn’t understating the clues.

Adam asks someone to bring it home, they wrap up the segment and Adam goes into a live read.

 

Adam is doing a True Car Live Read

Jay uses True Car edition

 

3rd Story is on Woody Harrelson’s application for a medical marijuana dispensary in Hawaii, Gina has some details about the man’s love for pot.

Adam says this is why he doesn’t want his kids getting hooked on pot, it’s a lifestyle in addition to an activity.

Adam has a funny porn comparison, Adam is talking about the Classic Loveline with Don Ho from 1996, where he just about admitted he grows tons of pot on his property in Hawaii.

Adam wouldn’t mind his kids smoking pot, he doesn’t want it to become their lives.

 

4th Story is on Sylvester Stallone’s comments about possibly boycotting the Academy Awards this year in response to the #OscarsSoWhite controversy.

Adam jokes about Sly being physically darker than Beyoncé due to his tanning and bronzer.

Gina plays the clip.

Adam talks about the insane narcissism of this controversy, the idea of picking out the years where a race isn’t nominated, it’s arbitrary.

 

Jay talks about the “what a year for women” proclamation he’s heard since he was 19.

Jay is bringing up Tom Hardy and the recognition he deserved, Jay is now busting out his new segment “you what really burns these balls” and Adam goes into a live read.

 

Adam is doing a Live read for Talking Shit with Eddie Ift for PodcastOne

 

5th Story is on a man who died while competing in the ‘Krispy Kreme Challenge’ and Adam says this is one of our first world problems.

Adam is back to Randy and his dipping, he goes “top shelf” and Adam is now back to this death and says it’s a good way to go.

Adam says the best part of this competition is seeing the guys run by and dump glasses of egg nog on their faces, funny.

 

Adam is talking about juicing with Randy, they do another lap and Adam tells him to take his dip cup this time when he leaves.

Jay asks the best way to die, Adam says fucking your mistress and Jay talks about the secrets in your heart that will ruin that.

Jay is impersonating Colin Quinn while explaining what his wife wished about him providing his sample without the aid of porn during their latest fertility campaign.

Gina wraps the news.

 

Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.

BB of course plays the new drop of Gina quoting Beyoncé’s new song.