Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/09/2015 – Sean Dunne and Sophia Locke
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Sean Dunne and Sophia Locke
Recorded 02-08-2015 – Release Date 02-09-2015
Production Number #1507
Adam opens the show with Gina Grad back in studio and a slick Rosie O’Donnell departing ‘The View’ intro from Dawson and Lynch.
Adam says he was watching the Cam Girls documentary over the weekend and started thinking about the audience for phone sex customers and says that it doesn’t move his needle, BB has a funny one liner about Adam’s dick.
Adam is now explaining how his sister started spelling her name with a y and he was left puzzled, why the wasted energy.
Adam is now explaining the time he was called by a random woman looking for phone sex circa 1985, Adam is explaining how he never wanted to talk dirty, he was afraid he would crack up while trying to do sex talk.
Gina says that you can burst through the funny part and make it sexy, Adam is giving his take on how sex talk does nothing for him.
BB says that funny porn doesn’t work for him, Adam brings up the porn bloopers tape he once rented and how he realized that comedy and porn doesn’t blend.
“Where the rubber meets the choad” – Adam on his interest in sex, not talking about it.
Adam brings up an ex that wanted him to talk dirty and he told her that he didn’t care for her mom, Adam is explaining its Grammy time and sets up a clip of Marky Ramone on Take a Knee, and Gina almost interrupts it.
They’re now playing a clip.
BB is now playing the requested mashup of Joan Osborne ‘One of Us’ and Isaac Hayes clips from the old KLSX ACS.
Adam says he misses this song, just the regular version getting airplay.
Adam is doing a Shari’s Berries live read
Funny Isaac Hayes edition, topped with chainmail.
Adam is now doing an Elliot Gould variant of the song.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Matt, he caught his girlfriend cheating with his best friend and Adam asks some follow up questions, he asks everyone in the studio and warehouse.
Adam says that if you were going to walk in on your gal and buddy cheating would you prefer to walk in and physically view what was going on for a little vengeance spank bank vs. hearing about it.
BB says seeing it gives you a definitive answer about what went down, Adam is commenting on the sexual loose tooth in your brain you can only flick with this type of material.
BB says hearing about it is worse and Gina has a thoughtful reply about how she would feel and many other women might.
Adam says it’s a chick thing and Gina brings up the age factor, Adam says that most guys would beat off to that memory within 30 days of the event.
Chris has his brow raised and caller Matt has a killer series of “what the fucks” aimed at Adam for this tangent.
Dawson gets on mic and you can hear the laugh in his voice, he’s loving this.
Adam is now quizzing Caelan about it, Adam says what does it matter, it’s just one more image and is further describing a vengeance jack, Marshawn Lynch style.
Gina has a point about Adam’s hypothetical world, Dawson says he would still want to see it as it’s a better story, Adam confirms with Dawson, Caelan and Chris all confirm it’s not in the running for drunken spank material.
Adam wants to know why Chris wants to see it despite it being a potentially heartbreaking scenario.
Adam is now setting up a song by ‘The Outlaws’ that he declares you’ll never hear in rotation ‘Green Grass and High Tides’ and Adam takes it back to calls after learning that everyone else is unfamiliar except for Dawson.
2nd Caller Greg he’s calling about his shy bladder and his familiar with the song, he tells Adam about his time in basic training in 1990 and how a surprise piss test traumatized him.
Adam is quizzing him about the piss test and Greg wants Adam to reenact it and he’s now asking if anyone in the room has ever been traumatized.
BB shares his fear of heights and describes a childhood story, Adam jokes about the only way to cure Greg of this is to pay homeless guys to come over and watch him piss.
Adam is now impersonating his drill sergeant and Greg is going along with it, perhaps too willingly.
Adam is killing it calling Greg a queer, Greg claims he had a breakthrough and is now pissing, they wrap up with him and go back to the Outlaws song.
Dawson is peppering in some light commentary.
Adam is doing a Vermont Teddy Bear live read
They’re back to the song and Adam is asking how many minutes are left, Adam says you can’t have a 10min song anymore and people would make you cut it before it ever saw release.
Hooray for Baldywood
BB saw ‘Finding Vivian Maier’ and has the details and background of the subject matter, he’s very well versed and is sharing different element of the plot than he did on his other podcast.
BB is now setting up a clip from the doc.
Adam praises documentaries that arise from organic means as BB describes, he finishes up his review.
Adam is giving out some plugs.
They’re heading to break.
They’re back from break with Sean and Sophia making their ACS debuts.
Adam responds to the Nicaraguan Name that movie line and comments on the racism in the “I Got’s To Know” reply from the guy in the ‘Dirty Harry’ clip.
Adam does a Dollar Shave Club live read
Adam compliments Sean and Sophia on their documentary and are asking them about the release, Sean tells them about his previous documentary and mentions watching porn with his girlfriend.
Adam comments on the opening of the documentary and asks him how long it took to find the guys who were willing to be on camera watching the porn.
Adam asks Sophia about being a cam girl and she says it’s a really fun flexible job, Adam jokes about her trying to do her job from somewhere like Starbucks.
Adam has a killer train tracks/now show me some pussy one liner that BB rolls with nicely.
Adam asks how it works economically, Sophia tells them about a guy mousetrapping his balls, hilarious “sticky trap” line from Ace.
Sophia explains the Radiohead model and she tells Adam about being in a serious relationship while maintaining this career choice.
Adam gets told about a specific website that features bloopers and outtakes, he jokes about having to beat off to the site.
Gina asks if the interactive aspect is what sells a cam show, Sophia and Greg explain how things can be far less pervy than they may seem from the outset.
Adam is asking about female viewers and Gina asks Sophia about the jealousy factor, Adam says he imagines some feelings must develop.
Adam asks Sophia what her folks think about this line of work, she tells him about her mom and sister’s not speaking to her for her life choices.
Greg and Gina ask some follow ups about it and Adam says that she should be pissed at her sisters more, they’re adults and can make their own decisions, and they shouldn’t be siding with their mom.
Adam is asking about the amount of income and Sophia tells them about a 25k dollar tip for one girl.
The News – With Gina Grad
1st Story is on Bruce Jenner’s car accident, Gina has all of the details and Adam is now explaining how people drive on PCH vs. the 10 and how a false sense of security might be to blame for the abundance of accidents there.
Adam is asking why Bruce would blame non-existent Paparazzi, Adam is suggesting some weight caps for consumer vehicles.
Adam is suggesting how easily someone could lose control and kill another motorist.
2nd Story is on Brian Williams voluntarily stepping down from the news after admitting to lying about the details of a helicopter crash.
Gina has all of the details and has a clip of Brian telling the story on The Late Show with David Letterman, Adam says this is the equivalent to pretending to play after your team wins the game and you were riding the bench the entire time.
Adam explains how this isn’t a failing of memory it’s intentional lying, Gina brings up the scientific proof element of memory being alerted by high stress scenarios.
Adam is further explaining how Brian probably glommed onto this story, Greg asks if Brian should get a pass and Adam says that technology has caught up to all liars and Adam uses blackberry as his example, BB mocks him and now he’s riffing about palm pilot.
Adam says he doesn’t care that much and doesn’t think this will affect his ability to further do the news.
Adam says that Brian’s apology wasn’t enough and says he just tried to jack us off with his apology, he breaks apart Brian’s wording and false logic uses in his halfhearted apology.
BB confesses to not actually having cancer and Adam has a funny reply about ‘Laughs for Bald Bryan’.
3rd Story is on Rosie O’Donnell’s exit from The View, again.
Adam is now riffing about live TV and radio being the best window for cheating/eating strange pussy that any partner has ever had.
Adam has a funny Elián González reference.
4th Story is on the criminal investigation into the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown and Adam is now telling the story of Lisa Left Eye Lopez burning down her ex’s house and the plausibility of that scenario.
Adam is joking about the posthumous earnings of various famous musicians, BB is now playing one of them and Adam is the manager telling them about their success after dying.
Gina or Sophia seems to be enjoying this improv scene, Adam is telling BB to make himself comfortable for his final two weeks on earth, telling him not to start watching the show ‘Lost’.
Adam is doing a Pro Flowers live read
Gina has the rest of the details about the ongoing battle for Whitney’s inheritance.
Adam is commenting on how the family probably blames Bobby Brown and Adam mocks the notion that Whitney introduced him to drugs, hilarious quick recreation.
5th Story is on the ‘Tonight Show’ reunion of the ‘Saved By The Bell’ class and Adam asks about Dustin Diamond’s current legal status and then remarks on his sad name, it sounds like the name of an old porn star and he goes onto describe a diamond covered in dust, no longer sparkling.
Gina sets up a clip of Jimmy Fallon and Neil Young doing a live rendition of ‘Old Man’ and now Adam is addressing the lack of artistry involved in the SBTB reunion.
Adam says that fooling 25 million people into watching something as artistically bankrupt as the reunion, Adam addresses Mel Brooks wanting to make ‘Spaceballs 2’ which actually charted as news and got Adam some press.
BB addresses the irony of Adam’s stance on ‘Space Balls’ and his podcast being the show that broke the news on a possible sequel.
Adam is now asking everyone to come down on the notion of someone doing an impression of another singer.
Adam says he likes the song ‘Cinnamon Girl’ but Neil can do plenty of wrong in his book, he’s not suggesting he get better conditioner and riffs about Moroccan oil scurrying away from Neil’s head.
Adam is explaining how he gets guests like Mel and Adam blames it on today’s climate and how everyone now has to go cater to the youthful audience that have been sold as the most desirable audience and customers.
Adam says fuck young people.
Adam is doing an Iron Planet live read
“I’m in construction!” – Caller
6th Story is on Bill Cosby’s two cancelled shows in Boston at the Wilbur Theater.
Gina quotes Bill’s statement about the cancellations and Adam says it’s sad that he felt bad for Bill because he’s playing the same venue Adam plays.
Adam is asking if anyone else is wired that way and Gina’s use of smaller just made things worse for Adam.
Adam is now suggesting that Bill’s wife isn’t so supportive behind closed doors, Adam asks if you wouldn’t wait for some male celebrity to do something worse than you.
Adam has a point about Richard Wagner and Gina shares a factoid about it not being played at Jewish weddings.
Adam brings up the morbid curiosity of seeing Bill’s live shows.
Adam is commenting on the motor and ego that makes it clear it’s not about the money, Gina asks if it’s solely about him trying to stay relevant.
Gina wraps up the news to a clip from Chris, Adam is now back to Chris asking him about refusing to stash the memory of his hypothetical gal and buddy cheating in his spank bank.
Adam is doing a Shari’s Berries live read
Adam is giving out the plugs and wrapping up the show.