25 Feb Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/05/2016 – Erin Coscarelli and Cousin Sal
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Erin Coscarelli and Cousin Sal
Recorded 02-04-2016 – Release Date 02-05-2016
Production Number #1751
Adam opens the show announcing he has a cold and you will hear his mouth lozenge, all WTF podcast listeners will be quite familiar with that noise and some nose blowing he says.
BB mocks Adam’s grit and plays the drop of Gary explains his haircut plans as today’s #TopDrop and now Adam is mocking the way people blame kids for bringing up home viruses.
Adam is saying you get sick from somewhere, somehow, it’s not like man I’m sick but that Haitian vacation was awesome, hilarious!
Adam talks about how Lynette goes full Mexican soap opera when she gets sick and he is now using Mark Geragos and his busy schedule as an example of how he was able to rise to the occasion and meet him, his time is valuable and they had to knock out some podcasts.
Adam is talking about working sick and how doing not much is not that hard, it’s basically the same thing sitting at home or sitting at work.
He’s sharing his logic for how at about 11am you’re up and ready to work, it’s waking up that is the worst, he says that Nate offered him some Dayquil and Gina wants to know if really works.
Adam is telling them about the recent Reasonable Doubt with Glen Jonas who was representing the women shot up by police during the Dorner manhunt.
Adam is sharing some new details he learned about the police misconduct and the way the city tried to lowball the women on the car they destroyed and Gary gets on mic to give some details.
Adam explains that he learned the cops were there to kill Dorner, Adam says they showed up to kill not arrest.
Adam welcomes Cousin Sal back to the show, phoner.
He’s got a great “Dawson isn’t there” comment and Adam is talking about the dread of the end of football season and how Super Bowl Sunday closes out the year, he compares it to school and summer vacation.
Sal is pre-lamenting people’s wives asking him about various betting possibilities, ruining the game for him, Adam is now asking him about the current odds on the game.
Sal is going in depth and Adam is aking about Vegas and if they would prefer 50/50 on a game, he says yes and explain why, quickly and with lots of detail.
BB is chiming in and Adam is asking about some good prop bets for this coming Super Bowl, he shares two he likes.
Adam is sharing how he thinks that he’s seen more games with opening blitzes than in previous years as the game intensity increases, Sal has a very funny callback to Adam’s betting history, Re: Nick Santora.
Adam is talking to BB about the possibilities for Denver to pull someone off the bench, they’re talking about Peyton Manning and his pre-injured status.
Adam asks Sal his overall odds and BB plugs Sal’s appearances on Bill Simmons’s ‘The BS Report’ podcast.
Adam wraps up with Sal.
Gina shares an anecdote about her other boss Mark buying four Super bowl tickets as he’s the quintessential Panthers fan.
Adam is talking about preferring to watch the game at Kimmel’s house over going to the actual game in person, he has a great porn/sex fan analogy.
Adam is talking about the most hardcore fans who watch the games alone with the towel blocking the light and smells from under the door.
Adam is talking about missing parts of the game in person, BB recalls being at a championship Warriors game with his dad and how it was for him.
Adam is doing a Five Four Club Live Read
Adam says he got sick at the mall and blames the bottomless popcorn bin edition.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Andy, he says he’s been a fan since day one of the podcast and BB plays a drop of Gina to crap on him for his fandom, he wants to know if it’s possible to get the COTY (Character of The Year) awards broadcast (podcast) and Adam explains the premise to them.
Adam is talking about Dixon throwing the plate of caviar at the wall and screaming “Fuck This” earns him some of these COTY points.
Adam is talking about the various things that some people might not be ok with having broadcast ala flying 1st class while making their wife fly in coach.
2nd Caller Alfred, he wants to know what “PSA’s” he should take back with him, he’s at his warehouse job and Adam is joking about him being backed over by a Zamboni and he brings up his catholic little brother whose dad was in Kenya.
Adam has a killer point about the description of that situation with Nate and Adam taking him in as his big brother and how many points you lose when you find out the kid is white.
Gina has a solid question and Adam is now riffing about the corruption in Kenya and how you can bribe your way out of traffic citations, he riffs about riding on the back of a weight bearing bird like an ostrich.
Adam is crushing this riff about Kenyans driving animals, he says “money stick” instead of wallet and BB wants to know if they skewer the money and Adam is more implying it’s a stick worth a certain amount of currency in lieu of money to skewer/spear.
Adam says he might relocate to Kenya and Adam wants the PSA “Poaching is for Eggs” and he describes this awesome commercial.
Adam is doing a Live Read for Penn’s Sunday School and PodcastOne
Adam doesn’t mention he’s on the network edition, hmmm.
Blah Blah Blog
1st Blog Michael more, Al Sharpton or Aretha Franklin
3rd Caller Jason, he weighs in and Adam jokes about Al Sharpton giving what he lost from his head to Michael Moore, how you fixed for jowl “always room for jowllo.”
Jason reveals he was the Ace Award nominee and Gina is now talking about taking classes for voice over work and how important training is for this business, she works in it after all.
The gang are all weighing in on the blog, Gina shares why she knows this isn’t Aretha.
2nd Blog Michael Moore, Mary Steenburgen or Susan Sarandon
BB brings up the movie ‘Parenthood’ and Gina references the vibrator scene and they all weigh in, that’s it game over.
Adam wants to know why Gary was insisting this must be done before the end of the week, Adam is explaining how they could do this anytime, there is no cutoff event.
Gary thinks the gathering at the courthouse would have revealed something in the news and ruined the game.
Adam talks about the odds of a “lady gal” or a Jew being the democratic candidate and wonders if the black vote might turn out in a lesser degree now that Obama is done with his two terms.
Adam talks about the way some black people seem to resent the holocaust as it’s a way for Jewish people to escape verbal persecution for the atrocities of Slavery, a whose relatives had it worse contest.
Adam and the gang further discusses all this and Adam moves on to a live read.
Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read
Adam talks about the NFL network and the early days where people wondered how they would fill content in July, Adam goes to break.
They’re back from break with Eric Coscarelli making her ACS debut, they play a great clip from Take a Knee with Russell Simmons.
Adam talks about the sports awards show that get big name A-list celebrities to present, she talks about the way most famous people want to be athletes, the rock star/comedian phenome type of thing.
Adam mixes up her comment about 3pm, referring to their recording time and Gary has to step in to explain things, Adam riffs about Dayquil and being out of it.
Adam is asking Erin about being an atypical person for her job position, she says she was very ugly growing up, she thanks Adam for the compliments about her beauty and says Cousin Sal or Nick Santora looks the “type” to host her show.
Adam talks about his son like a weird idiot Savant Rain man following him around asking him about Steph Curry vs. LeBron stats, BB has a funny riff in reply.
Hilarious “so I’m buying one black guy tonight” line from Adam.
Adam asks about LeBron choking in the big games and wonders if dragging a mule of a .500 team up the standing.
Adam asks her about the upcoming Awards Show and he wants to know if she’s going to have a spotter while working the red carpet, she praises Conan O’Brien and Adam says he’ll be easy to spot.
Erin is telling them about working the red carpet and being stiff armed by press weary athletes and Adam is trying to recall his experiences working them.
Adam jokes about “Nancy’s mom’s basement” being one of the many entertainment platforms on the red carpet, she asks Adam about his team, he says when in doubt go back to your childhood team and basically says he’s going to root for the Rams.
Erin is talking about Los Angeles being known as a finicky town and Adam is now talking about L.A. Kings Hockey Team and the Lakers.
Adam says the whole reason people move to Los Angeles is to rub elbows with winners and its’ the ultimate parallel to the frontrunner fans in the city.
Erin talks about the stadium development and proposed construction finish by 2019.
Erin brings up Johnny Manziel and Adam contrasts him against Tim Tebow, explaining that Tim can’t throw a spiral and that’s that.
Adam thinks Johnny could be a great backup quarterback for any team in the league, Adam says it’s nice to see white trash, very refreshing.
Adam and BB are now riffing about white trash quarterbacks, Adam drops the mic with the name Bubby Brister and he moves onto a live read after the mock him and his gift for his mother.
Adam is doing a Life Lock Live Read
Erin uses Life Lock
Gina’s News
Adam is now getting an update on Bubby Brister’s career in the NFL.
1st Story is on a clash between police and citizens protesting for homeless people, Adam is now talking about how San Francisco is trying to clean up what a “sanctuary city” looks like for the NFL Super Bowl Sunday.
Erin talks about how expensive it was for her to live in San Francisco and Adam brings up Gary and how he will never end up homeless due to his family, he says he the safety net of a mother who celebrates his half birthday.
Adam says your family is your only real last line of defense to keep people from living on the streets.
Adam is making some great points about how to prevent this problem and he lists off how many different networks these people should have around them to rely on.
They’re talking about J.J Watt and Adam says he knows he could be homeless and his mother was done with him around age 8, Gina coughs and Adam is talking about some people he knows who stuck with their addict runway daughter.
2nd Story is on the average dollars spent on Super Bowl Sunday per football fan, Gina tells them about the 8+ million big screen televisions to be sold for the big game.
Adam is now talking about the average party size and is now listing off the required elements of the party, we gotta get Fresca for Shelley and 7-layer dip.
Adam is talking about going to American Model Cuts and how he wants to talk to the woman about the Hansen’s soda and sad Domino’s pizza party she told him about last year.
3rd Story is on women registering for the draft, Dawson is in favor and Gina shares her fears of this kind of service.
Adam is now asking for philosophical consistency and anyone who can accomplish the standards for the job like firefighter, are able to then do it.
4th Story is on Ben and Jerry’s new almond milk based Vegan Ice Cream
Adam loves this and predicts some nutjobs will get ahold of the actual ingredients and throw a fit.
5th Story is on Matt LeBlanc’s new hosting duties for ‘Top Gear’ and they all focus in on another new cast member who Adam declares looked just like Chuckie from ‘Rugrats’ and Erin agrees, wow Adam just referenced a 1990’s Nick Toon.
They’re talking about his series ‘Episodes’ and Adam says he basically seems like a dude, Adam comments on BB thinking of the title ‘Extras’ and how the brain works trying to get things right.
Gina asks Adam about being offended for not being offered the role, Adam is telling them about taping the American Top Gear pilot and how the resurrection of the series ‘Knight Rider’ led to them prematurely cancelling plans to air the show after sinking millions into the pilot.
Adam is joking about the Syd and Marty Krofft crap and feature films remakes, Adam says ‘Rugrats’ sucks and is back to the story of ‘Top Gear’ and how he missed doing the American version that is now in its 6th season and Adam was stuck attached to a pilot that never went into series production.
Adam asks if Matt LeBlanc has done the Toyota Celebrity Grand Prix and he tells Gina this never crossed his mind, not getting the role, but now he’s pissed.
6th Story is on Oral Roberts University mandatory fitness trackers and Adam comments on the Orwellian angle of this but seems to dig it.
Adam is doing a True Car Live Read
True Car is your daddy now Edition!
Gary is now updating Adam on all things LeBlanc and racing, telling him about his experience on the original ‘Top Gear’ filming ‘Star in a reasonable priced Car’.
Gary tells Adam about Matt’s super bikes and collection and get a great “Yeah but Still” and he tells them about the incident between Jeremy Clarkson and his producer.
7th Story is on the Taco literacy class out of University of Kentucky, Gina has all of the details and now Adam is talking about flour tortillas for soft tacos.
Adam says the real way to make a soft taco is a doubled up corn tortilla, he thinks you can separate the ketchup on hotdog people from the spicy mustard folk using the same reasoning here with the corn vs. flour tortillas.
Adam is arguing the flavor element and Dawson explains how the flour variant appeal to people who wants something easier than a corn option, BB says he thinks crispy tacos are worse than soft and Dawson is indignant.
Adam tells Nick to go over to the other warehouse with the guys who have never tried various foodstuffs. Adam has a killer “the taste of human flesh” comment that he says came from the PR guy.
Adam is telling them about BBQ shredded brisket offered a local taco establishment that benefits from a crispy shell, they all talk about a non-sponsored local spot.
Gina wraps the news to a funny drop of Adam joking about jowls.
Adam gives out a PodcastOne Listener survey plug
He plugs the various projects of his own and Erin’s social media as well TV show.