Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/04/2016 – Amy Hoggart and Matt Atchity

Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/04/2016 – Amy Hoggart and Matt Atchity

A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS

Guest Amy Hoggart and Matt Atchity

Recorded 02-03-2016 – Release Date 02-04-2016

Production Number #1750

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Adam is excited to play the game today, Matt Atchity says that this week without repeated movies this game should be more competitive.

Adam is talking about the tweets regarding his score from last week, BB plays Adam’s new slogan for the middle east as today’s #TopDrop

Adam is telling them about Sonny and his miserable Cotillion experience, BB loves this story and Adam is describing the layout of this country club and compares it to the old funny Alaska Airlines commercials.

 

Adam is now describing the “what are we doing here people” feeling that he and Sonny were both experiencing and Adam says he refused to do the Mother/Son dance and describes how his daughter was pinching and squeezing him while they danced.

Adam is talking about being 8th runner up on Dancing with The Stars, funny riff.

Adam talks about the professional dads there, still dressed in suits from work.

 

Adam observed that all of the dudes were 45-50 and delayed having kids, no teen mons floating around the Cotillion.

Adam is saying they don’t warn you about other parent’s super cool parents offering things to your kids, tempting them, putting you in uncomfortable scenarios.

Adam says his daughter can’t un-hear the offer for a club sandwich in the country club.

 

Adam wants an airport bathroom foot tap code for parents to discuss this stuff first.

Adam is explaining that he doesn’t know how much this Cotillion stuff costs and if it’s any more than 81 cents he’s pissed off.

Gina says asks about the cost and Adam presumes it was at least 345$ per kid.

 

Adam is now having Matt Fondiler get on mic to describe an interaction he had with Nate Adams, regarding his haircut that he got on the way to work.

Adam is now asking Gary about his haircut and he’s defending himself for getting his hair cut on his lunch break.

BB is joking about not knowing what haircuts are and says he prefers having hair and Gina laments people not noticing her recent hairstyling and color.

 

Adam is doing a Live Read for Dee Snider’s Podcast on Podcast One

 

Q and Ace

1st Caller Kelly, he tells Adam that he inspired him to create a pilot for a Television show.

He says it’s cash cab but on ski lifts, Adam says he watches ‘Cash Cab’ and likes it, he doesn’t seek it out but watches it when he arrives upon it.

Kelly tells them it’s called ‘Trivia Lift’ and Adam suggests ‘Snow Dough’ and now Adam says the good news is the questions are quite easy to write, joking about the intellect of Snowboarders, the stoner retard surfer of the slopes.

 

He wants to know how to move forward and get the show to networks, he tells him that he needs representation and explains how it works.

 

2nd Caller Jeremy, he says that unlike Charles his handiwork has gotten him hitched to a much more attractive woman, he tells them about wooing her and tells Charles how to possibly enhance his game.

Adam is now describing the joke of a white guy pulling his car into a black neighborhood in 1980’s movie, only to have the character come back to the car on blocks.

 

Adam is doing a Five Four Club Live Read

Adam swapped his pants in front of his employees, power move.

 

3rd Caller Jonathan, he’s telling them about being laid off.

He says he was doping bladder cancer research and Adam is saying that anyone who is fighting to prevent a tethered drone from flying up his urethra is ok by him.

 

Adam is asking what is better Pringles or sun chips, in the bullshit chips dept.

Plain to plain.

Dawson had a simple answer, Adam says he has to sleep on this one and says it’s a Hillary/Bernie margin of difference.

Jeremy wants to know about a new job opportunity, he tells him that he can’t’ sell things and you’re talking to the wrong guy.

 

Adam says selling insurance seems like a punishment and everyone has now weighing in with Pringles, Adam is asking about Goobers vs. Raisinets

Adam tells them about sitting next to a woman who worked for Nestle while on a flight about 10 years ago.

Jeremy has never heard of Goobers and BB is immediately proven correct.

 

Matt talks about Goobers vs. Raisinets availability.

Adam asks which you would rather have pushed up your urethra.

They’re all talking about movie theater candy and candy in general, Adam doesn’t like sugary pectin based chews, he prefers chocolate based treats.

Adam is back to Jonathan and his career options and they wrap up the call, someone is coughing.

 

Rotten or Fresh – The Rotten Tomatoes Game

Movies about movies edition

Hail Cesar! Discussion and BB reveals he was also invited to Phil Rosenthal’s house to screen it.

 

1st Movie ‘Get Shorty’ (1995)

Adam describes his super sad trip to this movie solo on October 20th or 27th 1995, after dropping his catholic little brother Nate at the Knott’s Scary Farm event.

Adam describes the cunty mother of the upstairs neighbor kid tagging along for the day, interesting and rare story.

 

2nd Movie ‘Bowfinger’ (1999)

Adam talks about how people always tell him it’s a funny movie, he’s tried to get through it a few times and struggles to finish it.

BB is a huge fan and Adam gets a dead nuts on score at 81%.

 

3rd Movie ‘Hooper’ (1978)

Gina has never heard of this movie, Adam knows it well and tells them about how charismatic Burt Reynolds was during this era, in these types of movies.

They talk about Hal Needham and his work.

Adam is talking about the sweet spot of the 1970’s with unused smokestacks waiting to be brought down on camera, production values due to economic collapse.

 

4th Movie ‘Swimming with Sharks’ (1994)

Gina love this movie and they all take their guesses.

Gary has queued up the scene from ‘Hooper’ involving the smokestack collapse.

Adam talks about H.B. “Toby” Halicki and his untimely death while filming a movie.

 

5th Movie ‘Last Action Hero’ (1993)

Adam shares his “how bad” logic for this movie and Adam reveals he’s seen it, BB is right it’s not that bad, kinda ok actually.

Gary has the final scores and they wrap up the game.

 

Adam is doing a Stamps.com Live Read

The fake wood grain of the laminate floor at the post office erased by time and footsteps edition

They head to break.

 

They’re back from break with Amy Hoggart making her ACS debut, they have a new ‘Definitely Not a Jew’ stolen forklift intro.

Adam was watching Amy’s show and tells her about the pageant segment, he wants to know about the ‘Borat’ flavor of the show.

Adam says he also watched Borat last night too, he further compares the two.

 

Adam is asking her about where they’ve travelled since arriving in the states, Amy tells them about touring the country and a grandma who cooked with weed that they met.

Amy shares how they prepare for the show and what they can augment in post-production.

Adam is talking about noticing weird little things in life, he talks about ‘Windy City Heat’ and takes it back to ‘Borat’ and shares his love for the “bless you” joke after a bull sneezed.

 

First they get to the clip of ‘Almost Royal’ and Amy talks about her not very nice character, she reveals she was born in American and lives in the U.K.

Adam and the gang talk about rules regarding presidential election, age and place of birth etc.

Adam says he loves England, he says the food is a little tough and acknowledges that sounds shitty.

 

Adam says you’re going to be fucking drunk so don’t worry about the food quality, Gina has a comment revealing a preference for pot over booze.

Adam shares his aggravation with Mike August mispronouncing Leicester Square, Adam is describing August walking with his phone GPS like the tracker in ‘Alien’ and he says he suggested they just ask a Bobby, Gary is now sharing how this was just 18hrts after they watched him and August fight over him filming something with his iPhone properly.

Adam is telling her about the Goodwood festival, they go back to her life in North London, he asks her why it’s so expensive and his amazement that it was pricier than Paris.

 

Amy tells them about being born in D.C. and the show’s current production run, Adam asks her how the BBC works compared to our networks over here.

Adam asks if you can actually get paid, like Top Gear for example how much do they make.

 

Adam pitches ‘Snow Bunny, Snow Money’ and asks Amy about her career prospects out here.

 

Gina’s News

 

Adam is doing a Tommy John Live Read

Adam was wearing Tommy John when he changed in front of his employees

 

1st Story is an update on the Prison escapes and what they did while on the lamb, Adam is talking about how the U.K. cops have cool hats and we have automatic weapons because of nutjobs like these.

Adam is asking if we can’t just please kill these types of monsters, so ready to kill someone else.

Adam talks about the death of Teresa Strasser’s brother and how everyone dies, why not let some awful negative people weighing down the earth die too, or help them die.

 

Adam talks about the Charles Manson case and the death penalty in Los Angeles, hilarious “cut their dicks off” one liner from Adam.

 

2nd Story is on Yoko Ono’s ‘Inspiration Award’ and he jokes about her inspiring people to driver a pencil through their ears/skull.

Gina is now reading some quotes from the magazine editor and Adam is mocking the “nothing times nothing” of being called a rebel, Adam say just because nobody has thought of a shit popsicle doesn’t make it revolutionary.

Adam says you don’t even need a pulse to do what Yoko does, Adam is mocking her buzz word resume.

Adam talks about meeting a Yoko Ono fan at a Ben Folds concert.

 

3rd Story is on a woman who pulled over a police officer driving dangerously and speeding, Gina has the video and Adam proclaims that someone is married to this shrew, BB says she lost him at the turn of the conversation, when she did another lap.

Adam jokes about the officer raping her on the side of the road 25yrs ago, pre video cameras.

Adam laments her missing the chance to use cop talk on a cop, Amy asks Adam how he knows this cop talk riff so well and he shares his theory on dumb people adding extra words so they don’t have to think and can keep you from talking.

 

4th Story is on a Utah resolution for pornography.

Adam is talking about his kids eating chips and drinking soda and how he doesn’t want to create energy around food, he talks about Utah creating this demand for porn due to the taboos created by Mormonism and overwhelming censorship.

BB brings up the movie ‘Clean Flicks’ and they move on.

 

5th Story is on Leonardo DiCaprio’s mixed reaction to using a vaporizer at the SAG awards, Gina says the Academy Awards has officially banned all vaping.

Adam is now talking about the former eras of Hollywood stars smoking cigarettes and doing far worse, Adam says this is one of these “Are we out of problems” problem.

Adam says it’s turns out nobody really cares, BB agrees with him and Adam proposes a finger prick blood test to find out if you’re really offended or just a loudmouth hypocrite.

 

Adam explains the hypocrisy of the fake controversy surrounding the morning after pill to Amy, BB now asks who was the last person to smoke at the Academy Awards.

The indoor ban was done in 1995, BB is now guessing it was Gerard Depardieu.

Adam laments having to leave your drink indoors when having a smoke outside in the states, Gina wraps the news.

 

Adam is doing a Legal Zoom Live Read

 

Adam gives out the plugs and wraps up the show.