19 Feb Giovanni’s Superfan Sidebar 02/03/2016 – Jonathan Kite and Matt Eaton
A real time blog where Superfan Giovanni does recap and commentary on the show as it happens and opines on all things ACS
Guest – Jonathan Kite and Matt Eaton
Recorded 02-02-2016 – Release Date 02-03-2016
Production Number #1749
Adam is now opening the show with a funny intro about Alonzo Boden joining them on stage in Irvine and he jokes about them having to send Lucious the one black guy out of town while Alonzo is there performing.
BB is now playing this Lucious character, he’s going to get a Red Lobster gift certificate and BB has a killer “eeeew!” reaction to finding out that the Lobsterita is a real drink.
BB plays a great drop of Michael McKean quoting Paul Lynde for today’s #TopDrop and now they read about the Lobsterita ingredients and how two college educated people in Bryan and Gina both thought it contained Lobster based on its name.
Adam tells them about the script for ‘Hot for Teacher’ that was too early with the “40-Year-Old Virgin” plot.
Q and Ace
1st Caller Abdul Aziz, he wants to know about Adam perhaps extending his European tour to Dubai, Adam is saying he might and references Bernie Sanders shedding skin cells during the debates.
Adam is asking how long it would take for a person to carry him to the club to perform, hilarious human transportation, BB asks about rickshaws and Ali is now talking to them about the market setting the price.
Adam is sharing a fascinating Take a Knee discussion and tells them about working in Tiburon vs. Riverside, Adam has a killer “Jake” name assumption while telling them about the first time he learned how to mop a floor properly and his manager Ken taught him at McDonalds.
Adam asks why a mother of two coming back to the workforce, who was once a cook shouldn’t make more than him at McDonalds when he wasn’t worth 6$, interesting logic.
Adam is talking about true destitute poverty and how all young people are exploited when it comes to their first jobs, he talks about the supply and demand part of life.
Adam is not ok with the “indentured servitude element” of exploited labor, he talks about humans working their way through stages of life and career milestones.
Gina asks why men of Abdul’s age in America sound like boys in caparison to him, he talks about becoming a huge fan of his back in 2009 and following all of his work.
Adam responds to his comments about how Adam feels about the middle east. Adam is talking about the bad news we get out of the middle east, we don’t get the “bulb planting season in Tikrit” stories.
BB jokes about him being their middle east correspondent, Abdul has a killer hummus plate one liner and Adam jokes about a world record for being attacked by wasps.
Abdul is talking about his generation and their awareness of the rest of the world, Adam is suggested a new slogan for the middle east “now with 30% less Jew hatred” and Abdul responds to that with some insight.
Gina responds to his use of “you people” and Adam tells him just not to use that with black people if he visits the states.
Adam is talking about the never ending war smoldering between cultures and religions in the region and how he just wants to dome it off and let them settle it separated from the rest of us.
BB brings up the catholic/Irish version of this and Abdul says there is no end in sight and Adam mocks the logic of a people needing to be ruled by a dictator, as if they’re not deserving or capable of democracy or freedom.
Adam is now talking about Bernie Sanders and the threat of less oil being purchased, he tells them about the Solar energy pursuits they’re doing in the middle east.
He just got one of the ‘Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best’ T shirts and Adam jokes about the shipping costs, very funny.
Abdul wants to know why Adam says “is, is” as in “the thing is, is…” and Adam immediately tells him not to learn all of his traits, very cool that he learned English from listening to the show but Adam is not an educated person.
BB does that new thing he’s been doing where he gleefully mocks Adam’s learning disabilities.
Adam asks him to call back and check in frequently, Adam says he did create ‘BeHymen’ they can’t take that away from him.
Adam is now telling them about the kid’s cotillion and Sonny’s depression and shame spiral that resulted him crying about the read of these activities.
Adam is doing a Tommy John Live Read
Adam says you don’t go back
“They only gave me one” – Dawson
Adam is back to the Cotillion and how Sonny reacted to sitting in Natalia’s pink car seat at 2 ½, Adam is making a point about gender preferences.
Adam talks about his reaction to Natali’s pullups and Adam says that’s his son’s male wiring.
Adam says Sonny has the same brain he does and wants to know why he’s wasting his time; Adam likes him having to get used to doing stuff he doesn’t want to do.
Gina asks about the activities and Adam explains how the boys have to introduce themselves to the girls, get punch, make a plate of food.
BB likes this and so does Adam, he’s talking about his life without table manners and how well it will serve his kids to know these simple things.
2nd Caller Tom thinks he’s found the worst song ever, he asks Adam about his pick, he mentions ‘People are People’ and Tom says it’s a Sonny Bono song ‘Pammie’s On a Bummer’ and now Adam is talking about how Sonny grifted his way through life.
Adam says god rest his soul after saying he could give Yoko Ono a run in the talent department and he says he was a worthless, talentless sociopath.
Tom brings up some driver’s ed movies he starred in.
Adam says he hates Johnny come lately, trendy hacks.
Adam talks about Vanilla Ice and his evolution from being like MC Hammer and then his reinvention ala Fred Durst.
Adam has a funny “mhhhm” noise interrupting himself, he’s talking about how he made it through the 1980’s without a lame haircut or bad musical taste, he was never stupid enough to listen to Flock Seagulls.
Adam is asking for the photo of himself at 21 from 1986.
They look at the photo, it’s actually 1985 and Gina remarks on how similar he looked to how he looks now, he says he was not going to put eyeliner on nor use hairspray.
Adam is ranting about the imposter Sonny Bono and Gina brings up the movie ‘Casino’ and the relationship between James Woods’ Character and Sharon Stone’s.
They are now listening to the song.
Adam says he’s sure he was a hell of a congressman or restaurateur or whatever, god bless him he was Kardashian before the Kardashians.
Adam says he was a worthless fucking sack; he’s going to be missed.
Adam is now recalling other “pot fueled” shit Sonny released, Gina asks about Cher and Adam has a killer “what do I need this midget leach sucking of my bank account for” line from Cher’s POV about when/why she separated from Sonny.
3rd Caller John, he wants to know if something Adam has said or done on the podcast has cost him a job or deal, Adam says he’s sure but he doesn’t know as they never got offered.
Adam talks about people burning calories and chucking energy out their speeding car of life trying to rectify that which can’t be fixed and BB recalls their attempts to get Huell Howser booked on the KLSX ACS.
Adam is talking about the guests who would walk off of Loveline, BB references The Darkness who did that in 2004, Adam is now talking about the Jerry Cantrell appearance and his refusal to talk about Lane.
MONDAY, APRIL 19, 2004 – GUEST: THE DARKNESS • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW
TUESDAY, JULY 9, 2002 – GUEST: JERRY CANTRELL • HOST: ADAM, DR. DREW
Adam never references Stan Lee who was perhaps the first guest to do that to them during his tenure on the show, he walked off during the first call when a young man wanted to know about anal sex, just got up and left.
4th Caller Johnny, he wants to know if Adam has thought about getting any NFL players booked on the show.
Adam says they’re taping before the game, Adam suggests they have Cousin Sal call in and Adam says the jocks aren’t the guys to ask.
Adam is welcoming Matt Eaton to the show, Adam asks him about racing Enduro and Matt says it’s about distance and Adam says he used to own one, it’s basically The Jeep of motorcycles.
Adam is talking about the movie ‘The Place Beyond the Pines’ and jokes about using them to run from the fuzz.
Adam tries to explain how the races work and asks Matt about the spark plugs he uses on the bike, BB jokes about getting Adam’s lost spark plugs.
Adam is now giving a nice plug for their plugs, he’s telling Gina how they work and explains compression stokes to her.
Adam says the spark plug ignites and turns the crank, he explains what knocking and pinging is, it’s pre-detonation and that’s why you need some good spark plugs.
Matt is telling them about his company’s twin tip technology, Adam describes what a feeler gauge is and explains how you would gap your spark plugs.
Adam asks him about the cars coming factory with these models, Matt explains it and Adam says everyone should put in a fresh set of plugs with their father, he talks about changing oil.
Adam jokes about his ‘The Great Escape’ move but is also describing the technique used in ‘The Shawshank Redemption’ a little oil at a time down the pant leg.
Adam is talking about sniffing a plug in front of your son or daughter and or even licking it, telling them it’s running a little lean and how they’ll think you’re the most mechanically inclined human being alive.
Adam is talking about letting his kids get their hands dirty and this practical skill, he says it’s unlikely his son ends up in the NBA or working as a professional escort, hilarious reaction from Gina.
They head to break.
They’re back from break with Jonathan Kite making his ACS debut and they play a listener voicemail of a guy who tells them about his wife cutting his hair and saving him time and money.
Adam is asking Jonathan about season 5 of ‘2 Broke Girls’ and they riff about the only 2 season of ‘Alf’ and he jokes about how first talked about the show with Jimmy Kimmel, how they had to ease their way into ‘Alf’ and Jonathan is now riffing about the show, he does a solid impression of the father on the show.
BB names the neighbor character, Adam is asking Jonathan about auditioning for the show and how the accent was approached.
Jonathan says he was able to mimic the Ukrainian accents and Adam talks about sitcom writes and casting departments and how they don’t know what they want really, they will augment if you give them something they can use to greater effect.
Adam is asking him about the mimic “gene” element to impressions and Adam talks about the facial changes that people appropriate while doing an impression, Jonathan thinks the De Niro impression is due to the shape of the mouth to make the noise.
Adam is now talking about Darrell Hammond and how he was the least happy person he ever met, referencing his insane classic Loveline appearance with the island prison story, coming up soon!
Jonathan busts out some Vince Vaughn and BB loves it, they’re talking about his role in ‘Wedding Crashers’ and Johnathan joins in singing the praises of that movie.
Adam wishes that Vince would’ve been nominated for a supporting actor award for that movie.
Jonathan does a little Christopher Walken and Adam talks about the Rotten Tomatoes score and the 30% who don’t like it.
Jonathan does a Seth Rogen impression, he shares why he likes him so much and Adam is trying to recall how young Seth was in ‘Knocked Up’ and hoe envious he is of the man and how he never questioned his place in the universe and was so present at 19(26) while making that movie.
Adam forgets he was on Classic Loveline twice when he was 18/19 promoting ‘Freaks and Geeks.’
Adam is now riffing about memory foam telling on him, he jokes about being ratted out for beating off to ‘The O’Reilly Factor’ and now BB plays some of Seth’s actual laugh against Jonathan’s impression wow!
Adam is doing a Life Lock Live Read
Seth Rogen was born, dropped of the script for ‘Superbad’ and then got a social security number.
Jonathan busts out the Liam Neeson impression and they all talk about him in the movie ‘The Grey’ and now Adam is talking about the wolves having a vendetta in that movie.
Adam say not a bad rental and if you like movies where dudes are trapped in the wilderness with nothing but their wits and ‘Just for Men’ hair dye.
Adam is talking about missing the Elvis era Indians in movies, 23yr old Ann Margret spray painted brown, He’s not sure he’s attracted to Indians by today’s cinematic standard. It was all ruse.
Adam is talking about ‘The Revenant’ and the scalping wound possibly lining up with Tom Hardy’s fading real life hairline.
Gina’s News
1st Story is on the Iowa Caucuses, Adam jokes about Bernie exasperatedly proclaiming “somebody dropped a nickel” and says he doesn’t want Bernie running the country but loves that he can get his far in today’s’ world.
Adam says that ‘Alf’ would get more seasons in today’s world with the great equalizer of the internet.
Adam would take Bernie over Hillary any day even though he thinks he’s wrong with all of his socialist bullshit and Jonathan is now weighing in too.
Adam says it’s a bigger historical turning point to reject the “historical turning point” of gender and go with the grassroots effort removed from special interests and politics of the past.
They are all joking about fake lands in movies, fictional worlds, places and realms.
2nd Story is on Sarah Palin’s reaction to questions about her son’s PTSD and domestic violence arrest, Adam says this reminds him of the time he was booked on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ and they asked him about taking over for Howard Stern.
Gain is now playing the clip of Sarah Palin and Matt Lauer, Jonathan has a funny premise about Sarah Palin and now Adam is joking about ‘Drag Race’ and Gina jokes with him about it.
Adam thinks Sarah Palin might have syphilis and compares her to Dr. Drew’s wife.
Adam is now explaining how you don’t react on a show, you don’t tip your hand and talk about off air stuff like that, Jonathan talks about professionalism.
Adam is now doing a funny fake interview with Jonathan talking to a segment producer, Adam is asking him what he’s got for the show.
Adam is joking about Raven-Symoné as the opening guest, doing the first 3-4 segments, Adam is doing another lap with Jonathan.
Adam has a funny “manipulate emotionally” one liner while talking about the ALF puppeteer.
Adam is very busy and Jonathan references his “Lycos account” and now they get back to how these interviews go and Jonathan tells them about taping Arsenio Hall’s show, they brought up The Klitschko brothers and spring it on him last minute despite his lack of knowledge of their careers.
Adam is doing a Live Read for Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
The danger of “none of your staff wanting to fuck you” edition
3rd Story is on a controversial “racially insensitive” shirt sold at a Sacramento Kings game, Gina reads the statement and now Adam is bringing up the Howard Cosell incident with the “little monkey” comment and how it was a term he used for his young grandchildren and was involved in the civil rights movement re: Muhammad Ali.
Adam predicts when “dark clouds” will become racist too, Jonathan explains why they would be celebrating the Chinese New Year within the NBA.
Adam is saying when you apologize for things you shouldn’t apologize for, you not only give idiots more ammunition and cause them become emboldened, it only escalates.
Adam gives the example of the time his mom confronted him about something he said on the radio and how he refused to apologize as it would only make her feel better for something that never happened, he didn’t do anything.
Adam is telling people to go chase their racist windmill, Adam says racism exists somewhere and it needs to be focused on, not this madness.
Adam says that when you backpedal the encroachment only speeds up.
Adam asks if it’s because of the Black History Month focus/attention and Adam tells them to shut up, hilarious riff about fried chicken, modified rims and other fictitious Chinese calendar years.
Adam is talking about telling people to shut up because they’re offended, he says if you get a letter from a Christian group tell them to wipe heir ass with it and go fuck themselves.
Adam is talking about the post Obama American and he predicts that Bernie Sanders will be elected.
Adam asks about the Chinese constituent, they’re at work so we won’t be hearing about them.
Jonathan shares his effort to get a Super Bowl T-Shirt with the wrong results, they’re riffing about the shirts going to villages in Africa.
Gain wraps the news.
Adam is doing a Podcast One Live Read
Adam says he only asks that you listen to 180 of the 200+ shows on the network
Adam is giving out some plugs and wraps up the show mixing up The El Capitan and the El Portal Theatre.