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Show Summary

Dana Gould joins Adam and the gang right from the top of the show. The guys talk about the glory of Van Halen, and also point out things about one sex that the opposite sex does not care about. Dana also talks about his new show with Dave Grohl, and Adam rants about the new Tyler Perry film. Later, the guys take a call from the guitarist on the Taboo 2 theme song.

The top news story is about Donald Trump’s support of Mitt Romney. Adam points out that Trump’s hair is part of his identity, and the guys discuss stars that purposefully disguise themselves as opposed to going out as they’re normally portrayed. The group also talks about Bloomberg’s donation to Planned Parenthood, and Adam breaks down the nation’s mixed message about gambling.

Also in the news, Adam Sandler is going to be writing a new film based on the board game Candyland. Alison also mentions some exciting news about friends of the show Patton Oswalt, and Bryan Cranston, both of whom have exciting new TV opportunities. After other stories about Jay Leno and Christina Aguilera, the show wraps up with a hilarious round of This Week in Rage.


Links

Visit http://DanaGould.com, or follow Dana @DanaJGould. And don’t forget to subscribe to The Dana Gould Hour podcast.


Show Credits

Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. big jim
    big jim02-03-2012

    God, I hope they get into some Planet of the Apes talk. “…and then there was our most precious cargo: Steward. She was to be our new Eve…”

  2. Badger
    Badger02-03-2012

    Just starting now. Dana always brings it. Looking forward to a good show.

  3. Skymaster T
    Skymaster T02-03-2012

    I better hear some goddamn Huell this time! I’m still pissed about last time.

  4. Maccaguy
    Maccaguy02-03-2012

    Given the upcoming “Battleship” film, I was joking with my wife last week about a Candy Land movie. With Sandler’s involvement, we can only hope it holds it’s own against his other cinematic classics such as Bucky Larson, Jack and Jill, or Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.

  5. Trevor
    Trevor02-03-2012

    I don’t think Adam has changed his shirt all week.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle02-03-2012

      Dana has the same outfit he had on last time too. Weird.

      • May Kadoodee
        May Kadoodee02-03-2012

        Funny pooch :-) Trevor, I’m pretty sure it’s an old photo, with that being said, Trevor, It’s Radio!
        Listening to Deep Tracks today heard some old Lou Reed and Elvis Costello, pretty pretty pretty good…

    • Nick
      Nick02-05-2012

      That’s hilarious! Adam always gets so much crap for wearing sweats and looking sloppy he must just keep a button-up on hand now haha

  6. Cyrus
    Cyrus02-03-2012

    Nice

  7. jg323
    jg32302-03-2012

    when you’re 84 years old the least of your worries is some tattoo you got in your twenties…i imagine you’re more concerned about keeping the shit out of your underwear and making it to the bathroom!

  8. Boomer
    Boomer02-03-2012

    And the shirt day count rolls to 4…..

  9. Cyrus
    Cyrus02-03-2012

    Best show in a while. Def made up for the Kevin Smith debacle.

  10. Halo909
    Halo90902-03-2012

    Adam you should ask the taboo musician to do a song for you.

  11. Moe
    Moe02-03-2012

    Love it when Carolla busts out his fat black chick voice…
    “I BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!!”

  12. Chad
    Chad02-03-2012

    Dana Gould is probably the best recurring guest on this show. I love it when he’s on. Yes, I’d blow him.

    • Job
      Job02-05-2012

      gorrgghhrrggghh…I couldn’t agree more…guurrrgghhhgllhghhh

    • Riggz
      Riggz02-09-2012

      YES! Dana Gould is hilarious! He actually makes those boring news segments fun to listen to.

  13. MoneyLendingArab
    MoneyLendingArab02-03-2012

    FUCK YEAH! DANA GOULD, BITCH!

  14. Bretton
    Bretton02-03-2012

    How many of these were done in the same day? When are guests going to start taking the pic with Ace and holding their nose? Or am I missing a joke about him wearing the same shirt for every photo.

    • Jonesin44
      Jonesin4402-03-2012

      You’re not missing the joke, you’re just a moron. He’s wearing a different undershirt everyday.

  15. Kyle
    Kyle02-03-2012

    LEADER OF THE BAND IS A BITCHIN SONG!

    HOW DARE YOU ACE!!!

  16. L'huomo d'Ace
    L'huomo d'Ace02-03-2012

    Dana is great!

  17. May Kadoodee
    May Kadoodee02-03-2012

    I saw the unedited pics of Miley and the penis cake and had them stowed away in a warm cozy area of my spank back catalog. Then I saw pic 15 of 15 today and all I can say is thank you ABN! I’m scarred for life now!

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle02-03-2012

      I wish I could un-see that pic. Barf.

  18. Sarah
    Sarah02-03-2012

    Alison– its sad that the gentlemen know whats going on with Xtina’s crotch and her sweat than a chick.

    Sometimes, you are one of the most unrelatable chicks I’ve ever heard.

    Yes, it IS self-tanner on her legs and when her now-husky thighs rub together, friction creates heat. She also has a donkey booty- thus, her volumptious skin rubs, then sweats.

    Get more relatable Alison. As a lady and a huge ACP fan, make me proud. Get it back on girl!!!!

    • Michael Pemulis
      Michael Pemulis02-03-2012

      Fewer exclamation points!!!!!! As in none. Also, learn to create coherent sentences.

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee02-03-2012

      Oh my god that was funny Sarah, you’re not that Sarah are you? The one that Brian and you tried and later regreted getting me voted into office? Huh!

      • May Kadoodee
        May Kadoodee02-03-2012

        Deja Vu, I’m getting old, I think I asked Sarah this question before????????

    • Logic.
      Logic.02-04-2012

      Ok, fatty, we get it. Your shit leaks. Don’t take it out on Alison. She is gold.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus02-05-2012

      “Get more relatable”?

      That’s rational.

  19. Andygirll
    Andygirll02-03-2012

    :)

  20. May Kadoodee
    May Kadoodee02-03-2012

    Adam’s wearing a shirt today :-)

  21. Flatulator
    Flatulator02-03-2012

    I love how Adam is more interested in the Taboo 2 guitarist than he is in 97% of the guests booked on the show.

    • big jim
      big jim02-03-2012

      You could actually hear the joy in his voice when he learned the guitarist’s own mom sang backup on “Gotta Get It On”.
      Have to admit, it made my day, too.

  22. Hot Nikks
    Hot Nikks02-03-2012

    What’s wrong with the Caesar?

  23. Jim
    Jim02-03-2012

    Dude I love the podcasts, but it’s getting to a point where it’s almost painful to listen to. For the love of god please tell Bryan to cut out the “WHO!?!?” drops any time you mention ANY name. On second though, just take the drops out completely. I would pay for the podcast daily if you could cut out his stupid annoying bullshit.

    Keep up the good work Ace Man

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle02-03-2012

      Bryan rocks.

    • Flatulator
      Flatulator02-03-2012

      I love that drop.

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee02-03-2012

      Jim,
      “I should fire you and burn down your house”

    • a
      a02-03-2012

      fuck you dude. The dr bruce”uuuugh resveratrol?” drop is hysterical, and tumor sulcus bryan jumped on it and played it to a satisfying degree. Also the daily end of show drops are always funny.

    • Badger
      Badger02-03-2012

      The good news is — your fired.

    • rik
      rik02-05-2012

      Everyday I consider abandoning the podcast because of Bryan’s torturous drops.

    • marco
      marco02-06-2012

      Dude, are you gay?

  24. Alex
    Alex02-03-2012

    “Gayer than cum on a mustache”- Chris Hardwick

    • Tracy
      Tracy02-04-2012

      Or you could just say, gayer than Chris Hardwick.

      • Dave
        Dave02-05-2012

        Who is straight and has thousands of adoring nerd-girl fans?

  25. Lindsay
    Lindsay02-03-2012

    If you watch the video of Christina Aguilera, she enters the stage feeling uncomfortable in the first place, visibly wiping her legs both against one another and with her hands. This behavior reminds me of a time when I was about 4 or 5 years old, hiking a trail through the woods with my dad, and having to pee worse than I’ve ever had to in my entire life. No bathrooms for half a mile, and with a man who never makes bathroom stops, even on five hour drives. I remember that day making the same embarrassed motions as Christina is here.

    My conclusion is this: She was on stage next, had to go really bad, and her ol’ pee dam lost a few bricks during childbirth. That, paired with the fact that she probably did in fact use a thick, most likely metallic bronzing cream that day, resulted in the unfortunate situation.

    I suspect, had Christina been hiking in the woods at that moment rather than singing at Etta James’ funeral, she would have found a nice, private Laurel shrub and relieved herself, and then wiped the evidence away with some very absorbent moss.

  26. gulliver
    gulliver02-03-2012

    YES! Finally, Adam brings This Week in Rage to the show.

  27. carlosvega
    carlosvega02-03-2012

    seriously… 4 days with the same shirt? lol… you’re literally a millionaire. c’mon… C’MON!!!

  28. May Kadoodee
    May Kadoodee02-03-2012

    Highlarious Pod! Go Pat’s! delete delete, Go Giants!

  29. Hot Nikks
    Hot Nikks02-03-2012

    It’s been a long time since we heard the, “Thank you, GOODBYE!!!” drop. Good pick, BB.

  30. Wes Kanaloa
    Wes Kanaloa02-03-2012

    Urine and menstrual blood lead in the “Death Row Madam” book. Nice review by Porcelain.

  31. Tread
    Tread02-03-2012

    No mention or discussion of Kool and the Gang opening for Van Halen? Fail…

  32. JessMan
    JessMan02-03-2012

    dynamite taboo 2 discussion! i’ve got to see this movie…

  33. Jeff
    Jeff02-03-2012

    This is one of the funniest shows I have heard in a long time. Dana Gould is always great and this one is hilarious from start to finish. Especially when they talked to the musician from the Taboo 2 soundtrack, some great jokes from Adam and Dana. I was in tears. Please make Dana Gould a weekly guest.

  34. stuart
    stuart02-03-2012

    I MISS HULE’s JEWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Skymaster T
      Skymaster T02-03-2012

      Me too :(

  35. Jim
    Jim02-03-2012

    Dana is the man! I can’t wait to hear his podcast.

  36. B-Real
    B-Real02-03-2012

    Gould is always gold. Great episode.

  37. Johnny
    Johnny02-03-2012

    Does anybody know what the background music in This Week in Rage is?

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus02-05-2012

      epic

  38. Terri
    Terri02-03-2012

    I love Adam and am a loyal fan but damn I wish he would start letting his guests get a word in. Sometimes he does but lately not so much. Not a fan of the news.

  39. Murphy
    Murphy02-03-2012

    Adam,

    I just read a Bill Simmon’s article that says you picked the Pats. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Don’t do this. Please, PLEASE change your pick before it’s too late.

    I beg, ney, I implore you to do this.

    “Oh great” (Jim Carolla)

  40. GargantuJuan
    GargantuJuan02-03-2012

    This was the best show in months. The Taboo 2 discussion with the guitar player was SOLID GOLD!

  41. Randall
    Randall02-03-2012

    Dana Gould is a good pallet clenser for a rough week.

  42. Jessiey
    Jessiey02-03-2012

    Nothing against the Pink Floyd guy but today’s ep was the best Behind the Music I’ve heard since Rivid appeared on the Big Three podcast.

    • Jessiey
      Jessiey02-03-2012

      Rivet that is, slight difference. You may know them as Retribution.

  43. XAMBORA
    XAMBORA02-03-2012

    Same shirt theory:

    Adam comes into the studio early every day to help with the renovation. The t-shirt he wears while working inevitably gets a bit sweaty and dusty. The long sleeve plaid shirt you see him wearing is a shirt he keeps at the studio.

    He has this plaid shirt there to throw on over top the t-shirt he was working in. He wears this during the podcast to hide the pit stains and dust particles that he may have gotten from his participation in the renovation.

    Mystery solved. Your welcome.

    • Sig
      Sig02-03-2012

      They shoot a couple of these shows a day.

      “Allllll damn night!”

      • Marko
        Marko02-04-2012

        No, (except on rare occasions) they shoot one show a day, 5 days a week. You can clearly see that Adam is wearing a different t-shirt underneath the plaid in all the photos.

        • marco
          marco02-06-2012

          That makes sense, otherwise the news would get stale.

  44. Maui
    Maui02-03-2012

    Nothing comes close to Dana Gould as a guest…maybe Patton Oswalt…but Dana is the best….

  45. eric-the-ded
    eric-the-ded02-03-2012

    GEX!

    That is all.

  46. Joe
    Joe02-03-2012

    “It’s like Make-a-Wish Foundation for guys who beat off into hampers.”

    Epic.

  47. Ivan
    Ivan02-03-2012

    Eric Stromer was an awesome guest on the radio show. Why isn’t he on the podcast???

  48. medicinedog
    medicinedog02-03-2012

    ACEMAN! LESS DANA GOULD – MORE WINGBOWL!

  49. Shew
    Shew02-03-2012

    I, too would pay for the podcast if Bryan were eliminated. Enough.

  50. Chester
    Chester02-03-2012

    The “This Week in Rage” segment is always an unmitigated disaster. I really wish that Adam would realize that being angry and being funny are not always the same thing. His “rant guy” persona got old a long, long time ago.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus02-05-2012

      And folks like you should realize that the show isn’t 100% comedy. FFS. Get over yourself.

    • Me
      Me02-15-2012

      why do you think this guy has endured for about 20 years now, and has the biggest podcast in the world? Maybe it’s because what he does WORKS you idiot. If you hate him so much WTF are you listening?

  51. José
    José02-04-2012

    fucking paisano wop……..

  52. Alen Perry
    Alen Perry02-04-2012

    Early candidate for show of the year CLASSIC the whole show was a best of

  53. Tim Owings OneManBand
    Tim Owings OneManBand02-04-2012

    Dana by far the BEST guest ever! Love it!!

  54. GinaG
    GinaG02-04-2012

    Lately there seems to be a lot of guys on here becoming obsessed with Ace’s clothing. Why is he wearing the same shirt? Who the fuck cares?!

    “Dude, are you gay?”

  55. leadoff
    leadoff02-04-2012

    I think Dana is awesome but being someone who is Pro Choice I cant stand it when some says those who arent “Hate Women”…. Its like saying I know you are but what am I?… Common Dana you are smarter than that… We dont hate babies just because we feel women have the right to chose. Comments like that do us all a great disservice.

  56. Craig in Seattle
    Craig in Seattle02-05-2012

    Ace- How would you feel about Sonny taking a strong liking to the Taboo theme song? So soothing and melodic… Sleep well thinking about that!

  57. Mr. Honkington
    Mr. Honkington02-05-2012

    Dana is funny but you can see the very tip of a giant blowharf liberal ahole iceberg just wanted to suface.

  58. JJ
    JJ02-05-2012

    This was a great show. Listened 3 times. Hilarious.

  59. Mart
    Mart02-05-2012

    The first 15 minutes of this show was better than the entire hour and a half of the Kevin Smith one. Funny and smart.

  60. donewithidiots
    donewithidiots02-05-2012

    Good pod. Good chemistry. Platinum asshole. Adam ranting and forgetting what his original point was was almost as funny.lol

  61. John in PDX
    John in PDX02-06-2012

    1:10 am Monday morning and no new podcast… I miss Donny.

  62. Mike
    Mike02-07-2012

    Get that guitarist on the show. He’s a riot. Have him create a couple of songs for the podcast.

  63. Tom
    Tom02-08-2012

    anywhere to find the midi version of the “Taboo 2″ theme song??

  64. Susie-Q
    Susie-Q02-22-2012

    Would love to see Dana Gould do more Huell Howser again, the 2009 radio recording of Dana Gould and the colossal colon with Teresa Strasser is comedy gold!!!!

  65. L'huomo d'Ace
    L'huomo d'Ace02-26-2012

    Comedy Gould! Who is better than Dana? Gets better each time I listen to these unique riff sharks…

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