Chuck Zito and Dave Dameshek
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Show Summary
Adam opens the show complaining with Dave Dameshek about the horrible hot weather and traffic. Adam then rants about his airport drive home, and all the Mexicans selling flowers at one of the exits. Adam complains to Shek about the NFL highlight reels, and the guys also discuss unused mascots and why conditioner is unnecessary.
Chuck Zito enters the studio next, and Adam talks with him about working with Sylvester Stallone on a couple new movies. Chuck talks about some of his experiences in the Hells Angels, and talks about getting into a knife fight. They also discuss his body guarding business and the new season of Sons of Anarchy. Alison then closes the show with news stories about zit removal, pot dispensaries, and the HPV vaccine.
Links
Watch Sons of Anarchy, Tuesdays at 10 on FX. You can also visit http://ChuckZito.com for more info, and follow him on Twitter @RealChuckZito.
Also be sure to visit http://NFL.com/Shek, and follow Dave on Twitter @Dameshek.
Videos
Bears Fan Catches Kick
Show Credits
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler















Deja fucking Vu. I swear that rant about the Mexican flower vendors was done before word for word. Am I f-ing crazy, or has been gone over before?
Is it possible to have a deja vu of a deja vu? I swear I’ve seen comments from someone that hung on every word said during every podcast and complained about hearing something more than once, and thinking to myself, what a loser, get a life.
Yes, you are crazy. Also, learn how to express yourself in the proper English.
Holy ‘Shek!!! Chuck Zito AND Dave?! Get IT ON!!! Adam really should have an all-Italian episode with Zito, Frank Stallone and Nick diPaolo. Glendale would implode on itself from the concentrated Guido-ness!!!
I swear, your shitty post has been posted before word for word.
Are you new to Carolla? He tends to repeat himself….
Just do what I do. When you see one of his 23 standard stories coming along (be it a rant or name-dropping story), just tune out for a minute or two. Hopefully he’ll get onto some new material soon.
Uh, yeah, Guy, pretty much 75% of what comes out of this guy’s mouth is something he’s said 4-5 times before in the recent past.
Its adam dude, he repeats rants on a regular basis, which makes it even funnier the second time around, so shut the fuck up and listen and laugh.
Adam repeats many stories, what was your point exactly?
The shitter sabotager Tim Sabian needs to give Chuck more air time on Sirius…
! GET IT ON !
The Aceman seldom forgoes an opportunity to rip on minorities. He’s not racist though, because Asians.
you must be new here. welcome, friend!
Guy, you’re not crazy… you just have a habit of giving your opinion to random people who don’t give a shit what you think… that just makes you dim.
Guy LeDouche – nice MXC reference.
yes ..Italians never committed any crimes buahahahaha.
the episode player took me to a porn site when I clicked “more episodes”
FYI
I was getting virus warnings.
When people are routinely calling you an unfunny, grating douche, just walk in with Chuck Zito’ s guns.
Shrewd, little Goblin. Very shrewd.
dave is fucking annoying!! adam start listening to your fans! the troll has got to go. I cringe when I hear that stupid voice my fuckin god!
Listening now, have to disagree. Carolla ranted about vendors leaving an incredible amount of trash by the side of the road, but that was a different rant. Certainly not word-for-word.
GET IT ON !
Bring back the Lightning Round!
Dame Shek does the shitiest Regis Philbin impersonation I ever heard!
Yes, I slap some conditioner on for a few weeks in the dead of Minnesota winter when there is zero moisture in the air and my head is putting out enough dandruff to fill a cereal bowl. Fucking embarassing. Its lotion for your head, it has its place.
The obvious animal mascot that is never used is Hippos. Hippos will fuck your shit up.
DAG > Dameshek
how about HD cameras on both ends of the field – they are ZOOMED in so much that the view becomes ORTHOGONOL (look it up). The cameras can tell if the ball went right or left – the refs on the ground will look for distance.
As the rule stands now it reads that if the ball goes directly over the goal post then it is considered good. I hate to shit on Adam’s point but lasers would help figure this out.
But it would be nice to extend the post so we get the carom as well.
These heavily accented tough-guy guests are interchangeable, predictable, and dull. And why is this clown the one guy he lets talk?
I agree he’s another 5’4 napolean complex guido tough guy nobody’s impressed
I agree
Adam is ripping it up on Kevin and Bean right now!!!! SO FUNNY!!! I love Adam
I understand they’re friends but what I cant understand is why he keeps putting this annoying voice troll on every week. Been a huge Carolla fan for about 10-12 yrs but im little by little starting to get turned off by Dameshek and the constant fox news talking points.
I watched one episode of Sons and after about 30 cliches I gave up. Poorly written.
Hi, I’m Adam and I wear the same shirt everyday!
Same shirt…? Taylor you do kno Adam he barely washes… He’s a nut bro…funny nut, but a nut none the less
New to the podcast?
We’ve gone over this topic ad-nauseam.
christ, i had to turn the volume down once shek entered the studio
Chuck Zito sucks on Howard, and he sucks here, too. I get it, you’re a douchebag tough guy. I don’t care.
Ahh, the bravery of being out of range.
Haha, that’s exactly right. God bless the internet!
I agree he’s a joke
Here is the football-catching mullet today:
http://www.wgntv.com/news/morningnews/wgntv-mike-pantazis-point-after-catch-jan20,0,276267.story
Aceman! What the Fuck is up with those same Fucked out shirts you keep putting on… Over & Over! PLEASE, listen to the voice of reason & let Lynette start dressing you! Love the network!
I totally agree with Paul here… It shows a complete lack of respect to the people who are coming to visit you. It almost makes the people who dress up to come to the show look like retards.
It’s like you say, dude, don’t blame it on your low self-esteem – get over it and put a mouse’s turd of effort into dressing like you give a shit. If not for yourself, for the people who love and depend you as well as those who take the time to visit the show. Seriously!
Would it be so hard to put on a generic black t-shirt every day as opposed to one of these rags a homeless fucking wino wouldn’t wear?
Oh but he us dressed up. Plaid is like coattails and spats to a contractor.
And….
Love Shek!
Stoked to see Chuck Zito was on today. 1% Bikers are douche bags and so are most other bikers. But It will be interesting to hear Aceman interview him.
Come on Dameskek St John’s University’s (MN) mascot is a rat.
His rants are never identical and, as far as I am concerned, never boring.
a severe lack of ‘love the Shek’ comments- stopped payments Dave?
does anyone not directly related to him ‘Love the Shek’?
Yes I do
LA should get a NFL team called the Sloths. The Los Angeles Sloths. Lebowski could be the mascott. Tell me that wouldn’t sell like a mother fucker.
LA should get a NFL team and name them the Sloths. The Los Angeles Sloths! Lebowski could be the mascot. Tell me that wouldn’t sell like crazy.
Okay, biggest. Thanks. Ricky
Good stuff. I don’t understand why the quality of your show varies soooo much. How do you follow this?
Good stuff.
I don’t own a Dog. I might rescue one this weekend. What breed of Dog shall I look for?
Love Shek!
Does it not bother anyone else that his math is so terrible? It’s FOUR, FOUR cents for a card! $0.04! I wish he would read this.
It bothers me that you listen to the show and don’t get that he may be doing comedy math. He is trying to spice up what may be an otherwise dry read. Now if you did get that, and were making a joke, and I did not get your joke- TOUCHE!
Shampoo is for washing your hair- conditioner is for masturbation in the shower or alternatively if you are lucky enough for the woman who uses your shower.
Is Chuck Zito slightly retarded or something? Maybe he got kicked in head too many times.
I don’t care what anyone says, I love me some Dameshek.
Why is dameshek always yelling for no reason? Oh yeah, because he has nothing interesting or funny to say so he makes up for it with the pitch of his voice.
What was that opening sound clip from?