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Chuck Zito and Dave Dameshek

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Show Summary

Adam opens the show complaining with Dave Dameshek about the horrible hot weather and traffic. Adam then rants about his airport drive home, and all the Mexicans selling flowers at one of the exits. Adam complains to Shek about the NFL highlight reels, and the guys also discuss unused mascots and why conditioner is unnecessary.

Chuck Zito enters the studio next, and Adam talks with him about working with Sylvester Stallone on a couple new movies. Chuck talks about some of his experiences in the Hells Angels, and talks about getting into a knife fight. They also discuss his body guarding business and the new season of Sons of Anarchy. Alison then closes the show with news stories about zit removal, pot dispensaries, and the HPV vaccine.


Links

Watch Sons of Anarchy, Tuesdays at 10 on FX. You can also visit http://ChuckZito.com for more info, and follow him on Twitter @RealChuckZito.

Also be sure to visit http://NFL.com/Shek, and follow Dave on Twitter @Dameshek.


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Show Credits

Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. Guy LeDouche
    Guy LeDouche10-02-2012

    Deja fucking Vu. I swear that rant about the Mexican flower vendors was done before word for word. Am I f-ing crazy, or has been gone over before?

    • Virtus
      Virtus10-02-2012

      Is it possible to have a deja vu of a deja vu? I swear I’ve seen comments from someone that hung on every word said during every podcast and complained about hearing something more than once, and thinking to myself, what a loser, get a life.

    • tony
      tony10-03-2012

      Yes, you are crazy. Also, learn how to express yourself in the proper English.

    • zero1media
      zero1media10-03-2012

      Holy ‘Shek!!! Chuck Zito AND Dave?! Get IT ON!!! Adam really should have an all-Italian episode with Zito, Frank Stallone and Nick diPaolo. Glendale would implode on itself from the concentrated Guido-ness!!!

    • GOD
      GOD10-03-2012

      I swear, your shitty post has been posted before word for word.

    • DW
      DW10-03-2012

      Are you new to Carolla? He tends to repeat himself….

    • d.l.martin
      d.l.martin10-03-2012

      Just do what I do. When you see one of his 23 standard stories coming along (be it a rant or name-dropping story), just tune out for a minute or two. Hopefully he’ll get onto some new material soon.

    • Justin
      Justin10-03-2012

      Uh, yeah, Guy, pretty much 75% of what comes out of this guy’s mouth is something he’s said 4-5 times before in the recent past.

    • Chris
      Chris10-03-2012

      Its adam dude, he repeats rants on a regular basis, which makes it even funnier the second time around, so shut the fuck up and listen and laugh.

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee10-03-2012

      Adam repeats many stories, what was your point exactly?

      • May Kadoodee
        May Kadoodee10-03-2012

        The shitter sabotager Tim Sabian needs to give Chuck more air time on Sirius…

        • Hugh Gashol
          Hugh Gashol10-05-2012

          ! GET IT ON !

    • Kevin
      Kevin10-03-2012

      The Aceman seldom forgoes an opportunity to rip on minorities. He’s not racist though, because Asians.

    • setlasmon
      setlasmon10-03-2012

      you must be new here. welcome, friend!

    • Chuck Schick
      Chuck Schick10-03-2012

      Guy, you’re not crazy… you just have a habit of giving your opinion to random people who don’t give a shit what you think… that just makes you dim.

    • Mo
      Mo10-04-2012

      Guy LeDouche – nice MXC reference.

    • lynette stalkington
      lynette stalkington10-05-2012

      yes ..Italians never committed any crimes buahahahaha.

  2. JarvisW
    JarvisW10-02-2012

    the episode player took me to a porn site when I clicked “more episodes”

    FYI

    • Mangria Hangover
      Mangria Hangover10-04-2012

      I was getting virus warnings.

  3. Silent Running
    Silent Running10-03-2012

    When people are routinely calling you an unfunny, grating douche, just walk in with Chuck Zito’ s guns.

    Shrewd, little Goblin. Very shrewd.

  4. jayDogg
    jayDogg10-03-2012

    dave is fucking annoying!! adam start listening to your fans! the troll has got to go. I cringe when I hear that stupid voice my fuckin god!

  5. TS
    TS10-03-2012

    Listening now, have to disagree. Carolla ranted about vendors leaving an incredible amount of trash by the side of the road, but that was a different rant. Certainly not word-for-word.

  6. Hugh Gashol
    Hugh Gashol10-03-2012

    GET IT ON !

  7. Cup o'Tard
    Cup o'Tard10-03-2012

    Bring back the Lightning Round!

  8. Admiral Kent
    Admiral Kent10-03-2012

    Dame Shek does the shitiest Regis Philbin impersonation I ever heard!

  9. bill
    bill10-03-2012

    Yes, I slap some conditioner on for a few weeks in the dead of Minnesota winter when there is zero moisture in the air and my head is putting out enough dandruff to fill a cereal bowl. Fucking embarassing. Its lotion for your head, it has its place.

  10. Mark
    Mark10-03-2012

    The obvious animal mascot that is never used is Hippos. Hippos will fuck your shit up.

  11. Me
    Me10-03-2012

    DAG > Dameshek

  12. dave
    dave10-03-2012

    how about HD cameras on both ends of the field – they are ZOOMED in so much that the view becomes ORTHOGONOL (look it up). The cameras can tell if the ball went right or left – the refs on the ground will look for distance.

    • Robert
      Robert10-04-2012

      As the rule stands now it reads that if the ball goes directly over the goal post then it is considered good. I hate to shit on Adam’s point but lasers would help figure this out.

      But it would be nice to extend the post so we get the carom as well.

  13. REB
    REB10-03-2012

    These heavily accented tough-guy guests are interchangeable, predictable, and dull. And why is this clown the one guy he lets talk?

    • lynette stalkington
      lynette stalkington10-05-2012

      I agree he’s another 5’4 napolean complex guido tough guy nobody’s impressed

      • lynette stalkington
        lynette stalkington10-07-2012

        I agree

  14. BryanD
    BryanD10-03-2012

    Adam is ripping it up on Kevin and Bean right now!!!! SO FUNNY!!! I love Adam

  15. J
    J10-03-2012

    I understand they’re friends but what I cant understand is why he keeps putting this annoying voice troll on every week. Been a huge Carolla fan for about 10-12 yrs but im little by little starting to get turned off by Dameshek and the constant fox news talking points.

  16. Gitbag
    Gitbag10-03-2012

    I watched one episode of Sons and after about 30 cliches I gave up. Poorly written.

  17. Taylor
    Taylor10-03-2012

    Hi, I’m Adam and I wear the same shirt everyday!

    • Travis
      Travis10-04-2012

      Same shirt…? Taylor you do kno Adam he barely washes… He’s a nut bro…funny nut, but a nut none the less

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle10-05-2012

      New to the podcast?
      We’ve gone over this topic ad-nauseam.

  18. JessMan
    JessMan10-03-2012

    christ, i had to turn the volume down once shek entered the studio

  19. Tim
    Tim10-03-2012

    Chuck Zito sucks on Howard, and he sucks here, too. I get it, you’re a douchebag tough guy. I don’t care.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle10-05-2012

      Ahh, the bravery of being out of range.

      • Tim
        Tim10-06-2012

        Haha, that’s exactly right. God bless the internet!

    • lynette stalkington
      lynette stalkington10-07-2012

      I agree he’s a joke

  20. Paul
    Paul10-03-2012

    Aceman! What the Fuck is up with those same Fucked out shirts you keep putting on… Over & Over! PLEASE, listen to the voice of reason & let Lynette start dressing you! Love the network!

    • Lauren
      Lauren10-05-2012

      I totally agree with Paul here… It shows a complete lack of respect to the people who are coming to visit you. It almost makes the people who dress up to come to the show look like retards.

      It’s like you say, dude, don’t blame it on your low self-esteem – get over it and put a mouse’s turd of effort into dressing like you give a shit. If not for yourself, for the people who love and depend you as well as those who take the time to visit the show. Seriously!

      Would it be so hard to put on a generic black t-shirt every day as opposed to one of these rags a homeless fucking wino wouldn’t wear?

      • Ccgrendel
        Ccgrendel10-05-2012

        Oh but he us dressed up. Plaid is like coattails and spats to a contractor.

        And….

        Love Shek!

  21. Mangria Hangover
    Mangria Hangover10-03-2012

    Stoked to see Chuck Zito was on today. 1% Bikers are douche bags and so are most other bikers. But It will be interesting to hear Aceman interview him.

  22. SJU
    SJU10-04-2012

    Come on Dameskek St John’s University’s (MN) mascot is a rat.

  23. Phuketsub
    Phuketsub10-04-2012

    His rants are never identical and, as far as I am concerned, never boring.

  24. matt
    matt10-05-2012

    a severe lack of ‘love the Shek’ comments- stopped payments Dave?

  25. matt
    matt10-05-2012

    does anyone not directly related to him ‘Love the Shek’?

    • Moonie
      Moonie10-05-2012

      Yes I do

  26. Duck Manson
    Duck Manson10-05-2012

    LA should get a NFL team called the Sloths. The Los Angeles Sloths. Lebowski could be the mascott. Tell me that wouldn’t sell like a mother fucker.

  27. Duck Manson
    Duck Manson10-05-2012

    LA should get a NFL team and name them the Sloths. The Los Angeles Sloths! Lebowski could be the mascot. Tell me that wouldn’t sell like crazy.

  28. Ricky
    Ricky10-05-2012

    Okay, biggest. Thanks. Ricky

  29. Ricky
    Ricky10-05-2012

    Good stuff. I don’t understand why the quality of your show varies soooo much. How do you follow this?

    Good stuff.

  30. Ricky
    Ricky10-05-2012

    I don’t own a Dog. I might rescue one this weekend. What breed of Dog shall I look for?

  31. Dave Dameshek
    Dave Dameshek10-05-2012

    Love Shek!

  32. kuman30
    kuman3010-05-2012

    Does it not bother anyone else that his math is so terrible? It’s FOUR, FOUR cents for a card! $0.04! I wish he would read this.

    • a2mfk
      a2mfk10-09-2012

      It bothers me that you listen to the show and don’t get that he may be doing comedy math. He is trying to spice up what may be an otherwise dry read. Now if you did get that, and were making a joke, and I did not get your joke- TOUCHE!

  33. kuman30
    kuman3010-05-2012

    Shampoo is for washing your hair- conditioner is for masturbation in the shower or alternatively if you are lucky enough for the woman who uses your shower.

  34. B-Real
    B-Real10-06-2012

    Is Chuck Zito slightly retarded or something? Maybe he got kicked in head too many times.

  35. Jordana
    Jordana10-06-2012

    I don’t care what anyone says, I love me some Dameshek.

  36. Ninjago
    Ninjago10-09-2012

    Why is dameshek always yelling for no reason? Oh yeah, because he has nothing interesting or funny to say so he makes up for it with the pitch of his voice.

  37. Chris
    Chris10-10-2012

    What was that opening sound clip from?

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