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Christine Scott Bennett and Deaf Frat Guy

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Show Summary

Adam welcomes the Deaf Frat Guy back to the studio at the top of the show. DFG has a couple movie ideas to pitch, and then the guys play a categorizing game called ‘All Balls or JV.’ Later, they listen to some classic Josh Gardner songs.

Christine Scott Bennett enters the studio next, and talks with Adam about moving across the country growing up. She also speaks honestly about an experimental lesbian relationship and how women use sex as a weapon. Alison then reads news stories that include the science behind sex dreams, a truck that offers DNA testing, and cities with the worst cell phone reception. As the show wraps up, the guys talk about the dangers of tinsel.


Links

Watch Christine on The Inbetweeners, Mondays at 10:30pm on MTV. Also be sure to visit http://ChristineScottBennett.com, and follow her on Twitter @ C_S_B

You can also visit http://DeafFratGuy.com, and follow him on Twitter @DeafFratGuy.

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Show Credits

Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. Halo909
    Halo90908-26-2012

    In Japan its illegal to show the penis. That’s why the penises are blocked out. That’s also why they have so many fetish videos.

    • legendaryburro
      legendaryburro08-27-2012

      Why do they have a penis day then where everything is a penis? Like a festival if you will.

      • Ben
        Ben08-29-2012

        Most Japanese penises aren’t worth seeing anyway.

  2. matt s
    matt s08-26-2012

    oh baby, that’s a good lookin woman.

    • Sacto Aaron
      Sacto Aaron08-27-2012

      Yes, yes it is.

  3. Paulie
    Paulie08-26-2012

    YEAH!

    Finally the DFG is back!

  4. Juicefest020
    Juicefest02008-27-2012

    I appreciate the kind of concession made here. Deaf Frat Guy for just an opening segment. That way I can zip ahead and still get a great podcast.
    *duly noted I am 100% sure that he is a very nice man. But that wow.. it is just unbearable sorry.

    • Amber
      Amber08-28-2012

      I agree. Painful to listen to it. But I like the podcast otherwise.

  5. TheMidsizeLebowski
    TheMidsizeLebowski08-27-2012

    DFG, Heoh Ya

  6. Julio
    Julio08-27-2012

    that’s not Bob Sapp that’s Bobby Lashley just being a wrestling nerd

    • Robert
      Robert08-28-2012

      Wrong!

      • Shant from Detroit
        Shant from Detroit08-28-2012

        Not the original post!

  7. togabot
    togabot08-27-2012

    i love josh

  8. joe c
    joe c08-27-2012

    Woohoo! DFG! Monday doesn’t seem so bad now.

  9. RobInAfrica
    RobInAfrica08-27-2012

    The DFG was awesome today! Well worth the wait. Bring him back soon.

  10. Ryno
    Ryno08-27-2012

    DFG!!

    Hardest I’ve laughed at an ace podcast in a very long time. What a great episode for a Monday!

    • Jacob T
      Jacob T08-28-2012

      This is the first time I’ve heard DFG and it was fucking hilarious, haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I’ve listened to the bit with him about three times now. DFG is All Balls. Hell yeah bro!

  11. Andrew
    Andrew08-27-2012

    Just bought Josh Gardner on itunes! I Love Regina!

    Get it on Ace Man!

  12. bb
    bb08-27-2012

    Have not listened to the episode yet but I know it’s gonna be good because the Deaf Frat Guy has pierced by heart with a potato fired at 160psi, I love his character!

  13. DT58
    DT5808-27-2012

    Christine is a bit of alright. Like to see her and Alison “get it on”

  14. Edna's Edibles
    Edna's Edibles08-27-2012

    DFG 4EVR!

  15. MCC
    MCC08-27-2012

    Ugh Deaf Frat guy is back! When ever Adam says that it’s all about how hard you work and not about who you know, he should remind himself that if it wasn’t for his show, everyone would be blissfully ignorant of the existence of the Deaf Frat Guy. But no, Adam brings him on his show regularly to rape or ear drums and molest our sense of humor. I think I need to go take a shower

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      Is this Blake Chambers?

  16. Jordan
    Jordan08-27-2012

    If you really like DFG and your name is not Adam Carolla, congratulations! YOU ARE A FUCKIN RETARD!!!

    • Justin
      Justin08-27-2012

      Jordan,

      Do you mean that? I’d like to know: What do you find upsetting about DFG? Are you offended by the ostensible targeting of the hearing-impaired? Are you a former fraternity member, and sensitive about the supposed antics of that archetype?

      I only ask because Deaf Frat Guy is a goddamned genius bit, both high- and low-brow and a perfect vehicle for targeting all sorts of pretenses and Hollywood tropes, and your petulant little spaz-out is incredibly off-key. So answer my questions or kindly shut the hell up.

    • Macaroni and Cheese
      Macaroni and Cheese08-27-2012

      Lol, I love comments like the two above that hate on DFG. Clearly you don’t get the humor, or perhaps you don’t even realize the DFG is a character – not sure which one it is in this case. Either way, as long as there are more people that find it funny than not, he will keep coming on the show. Josh Gardner is a genius. He has done a lot of stuff other than DFG – Gerhardt Reinke’s Wanderlust is an awesome show.

      As Adam has mentioned before, Josh is a comic genius, he just hasn’t quite figured out how to market his stuff very well, or he simply doesn’t have the drive/desire to.

      The whole discussion of which potato is best for the potato gun was hilarious. Please bring DFG on more (or even have Josh on more discussing other things).

      • Jucieman2032
        Jucieman203208-28-2012

        Wait… Deaf Frat Guy is really just a ‘character’ and not a real deaf guy?!? Oh wow. now that I know that (d’oh!) I just realized its genius! I hope I can have such a keen sophisticated sense of humor as you one day. Thanks!

      • An Onny
        An Onny09-07-2012

        No, we realize he’s just a character. Just an unbelievably boring, long-winded one. He’s like one long joke that might’ve been funny as a 2 minute skit on Saturday Night Live, but has gone on way too long. But anyway, I don’t mind him being on because at least I can FF through his 30 or so minutes and use that time to get caught up on the other episodes I’m behind on!

  17. dholl
    dholl08-27-2012

    DFG is epic. what the hell took so long?

  18. Admiral Kent
    Admiral Kent08-27-2012

    I imagine Deaf Frat Guy looking exactly like this pic of Rich Roll.

    http://adamcarolla.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/Rich-Roll-with-Adam-Carolla.jpg

  19. TIMOTH
    TIMOTH08-27-2012

    I think this chick studied the Howard Stern handbook of interview subject matter.

  20. the point man
    the point man08-27-2012

    Lots of laughs today!

  21. Josh
    Josh08-27-2012

    Someone should explain to ACE that cell towers have used tree designs since 92. It’s just a matter of taste and area.

  22. allballz
    allballz08-27-2012

    DFG rules! JV or All Balls, yet another brilliant bit!!

  23. Voiceover
    Voiceover08-27-2012

    HAHA!! “The government is taking all the guns and the bullets. Soon the only way to protect our freedom is…….the potato gun.” HAHA Love it!

  24. Adam F
    Adam F08-27-2012

    Adam – Will you be doing any podcasts from Happy Endings this year? I always like the football discussion…bring Dameshek along for good times. Word.

  25. jo ke
    jo ke08-27-2012

    Josh i mean DFG is awsome

  26. Bobby
    Bobby08-27-2012

    Christine does look pretty great from the photo on this page and she seems nice enough, but……..was anybody else slightly put off by her FIRST remark of the entire interview….” I just won the genetic lottery I guess.” Damn, when you get called stunning and beautiful it would be nice to hear a little humility or gratitude. I don’t even care if it’s fake. Just say “thank you”. Or “oh that’s nice of you to say”.

    • Moonie
      Moonie08-27-2012

      yes I was

    • JessNyeah
      JessNyeah08-27-2012

      Oh brother. Yeah, she’s confident. So what?
      You insecure or something?

    • Haggis
      Haggis08-28-2012

      Thank you Ms. Manners.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      She’s hot, who cares what she says.

    • Rick LeFevre
      Rick LeFevre08-28-2012

      The first part of her answer was “I can’t really take credit for it.” Calling it a lottery implies luck. She’s humble because she doesn’t think that she’s better than other people just because she got lucky and is good looking. Besides she was making a joke. I imagine she gets that compliment a lot and wants try answers more creative than a generic “thank you.”

  27. Mike W
    Mike W08-27-2012

    DFG is one of my favorites! Thanks for having him on!

  28. Bobby
    Bobby08-27-2012

    Adam speaking to Christine: “At some point you had to say ‘wow I’m a really hot blonde’. Christine: “Yeah”. Adam: ‘And dudes are really into me’. Christine: “Yeah”. Maybe I’m being too critical but damn, doesn’t that make you a little sick.

    • Ian Herran
      Ian Herran08-29-2012

      You are being way too critical. In her first radio interview she was brave enough to be completely open about a high school lesbian relationship, totally accepted it when ace said she did it to screw with her dad, was a great sport about it and very forthright. She was agreeing with Adam when she said yeah, would you prefer her to shit on his point and interrupt him?

  29. Zach
    Zach08-27-2012

    Is DFG supposed to be funny? To each his own I guess.

  30. DrClown
    DrClown08-27-2012

    The slow-typing drop always sounds like a hole punch to me.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      …or a stapler.

  31. adam
    adam08-27-2012

    DFG is the funniest man alive!!!!

  32. LouE
    LouE08-27-2012

    You know I just noticed that David Wild wasn’t on today. Perhaps later but this is a change.

    DFG is the man.

  33. MikeA
    MikeA08-27-2012

    Awesome, DFG is back! We need more DFG in the future.

  34. mnoswad1
    mnoswad108-27-2012

    Shaft driven bike…..no need for belts. Completely hidden, sealed system. kinda cool, but too much drag for a bicycle.

  35. Bruce
    Bruce08-27-2012

    Hey Ace Man, Loved the show but I’m sorry I have to shit on your point about adopted people finding their birth parents. I was one of those irresponsible punks you were talking about that didn’t have the common sense to pull out. My girlfriend and I were teenagers and put our daughter up for adoption. Fast forward 21 years and she found each of us. She found her birth mom first and that went well so she found me. It has been great for everyone involved. I had told my wife about this and that we might someday get a call (sure enough my wife was the one that took the call). My daughter that I have now was thrilled to find out she had a sister and they now stay in touch. We have been to the adoptive parents home and they have been very gracious to me and my family. I’m sure many if not most of these situations don’t go this well but, for us it has been nothing but positive, we now have another extended family.
    Thanks for the show. I tell all my friends and always go through the site when I get my music at Amazon.

  36. toorude89
    toorude8908-27-2012

    DFG is the greatest guest of all time.

  37. Yeah
    Yeah08-27-2012

    DFG is not funny enough for 30 minutes…fast forward…

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      Dude, you’re JV bro.

  38. Ace
    Ace08-27-2012

    Just sayin, DFG is completely unfunny and not at all interesting. The fact that it’s all a bit is almost offensive.The only time I laughed during his segment was listening to Alison’s cute little snort/laugh.

  39. Skymaster T
    Skymaster T08-27-2012

    Was it wrong to get a little chubby at the thought of a young Christine having lesbian sex in High School? Oh no, not again….

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      It means you passed the straight guy test.

  40. Admiral Kent
    Admiral Kent08-27-2012

    Bald Brian missed a classic opportunity to drop the new Alison guitar riff when she was pondering as to whether she made any noises during erotic dreams. Wake up, Bald!

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      Must be a bad tumor day.

  41. Joe S.
    Joe S.08-27-2012

    Love Deaf Frat Guy!

  42. kenshabby
    kenshabby08-27-2012

    Meat Hunter twist in act 4 : The giesha he falls in love with is actually a tranny who has a bigger dick than him!

  43. Jessiey
    Jessiey08-27-2012

    I think my favourite character ever would be the Dutch Frat Guy. Nice to hear Josh Gardner’s name, sorry to hear he’s hit a rough patch. He should know that Regina loves him right back and he’s welcome in Regina any time. He just needs to let us know before he comes.

  44. Kate
    Kate08-28-2012

    I’m surprised at Adam’s opinion on adoption. I’m adopted, and while I concur that my adoptive parents did just fine while not being related to me, but it would still be nice to know my birth parents side of the story. Not to mention, I would LOVE to know my medical history. And his point that the “Person that didn’t give a shit and didn’t raise you” ?? Seriously… they cared enough to give you up, and were honest enough with themselves that they couldn’t provide the best for you. That has to count for something.

  45. GM
    GM08-28-2012

    Deaf Frat guy hears pretty well for a deaf guy.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      He’s also pretty fly for a white guy.

  46. Poochie's Uncle
    Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

    All Balls.

  47. Chuck
    Chuck08-28-2012

    DEAF FRAT GUY SHOULD HAVE A WEEKLY SPOT ON THIS PODCAST! IM YELLING!

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      What?

  48. Bob
    Bob08-28-2012

    Love the DFG!

  49. Andrew
    Andrew08-28-2012

    Def Frat Guy and that Republican House member Adam sometimes has on are the only shows I skip. They’re both unfunny guests and the Def Frat Guy’s voice shtick is as annoying as the voices Adam Sandler does in his movies. IE Water Boy, Little Nicky.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle08-28-2012

      DFG and Richard Martin are probably my two favorite guests.

  50. tj
    tj08-28-2012

    DFG. not funny. period.

  51. Haley Potter
    Haley Potter08-28-2012

    Score! Deaf Frat Guy! He needs to be on more!

  52. ANDREW
    ANDREW08-28-2012

    DFG was freaking hilarious. I definitely laughed out loud a few times. I busted up laughing when he was calling the Geisha girls clowns.

  53. SubDude
    SubDude08-28-2012

    DFG sounds a whole lot like Special Ed on a four beer buzz?

  54. Ricky G
    Ricky G08-28-2012

    1966 Ferrari 330 GT. Love it!

  55. Delta Fu
    Delta Fu08-28-2012

    Love the Deaf Frat Guy. The only hole in his Deaf Frat Guy mythos is the whole “nemesis who is a TKE” angle. TKE at USC are the nemesis of no one. They traditionally have large membership but little popularity. A prototypical “laid back, hard partying, frat guy” like DFG would not have a nemesis from a house full of unpopular nerds.

  56. marty
    marty08-28-2012

    I’d have a boner every time my wife told me about how she used to munch carpet…

  57. SamuelJH
    SamuelJH08-29-2012

    Thank you cast and crew.

  58. FU
    FU08-29-2012

    …audio version of not taco bell material… “why you got to rub it in my face…sometimes I get bummed out about my hearing”

    fucking hilarious.

  59. Jack
    Jack08-29-2012

    All balls of a show

  60. Rane
    Rane08-29-2012

    Is she wearing a bra in that picture?

  61. jAH
    jAH08-29-2012

    Allow me to add my 3 cents that no one cares about; I’m also not a fan of DFG….while some of that bit was in fact amusing….listening to him is grating…especially though earbuds.

    Also that chick don’t seem all that hot to me…but wtf do I know.

    Was still a better than usual episode…felt a bit more like ace getting back to basics….nearly had an interview instead of the usual madness of him talking over them while they try to squeak in a word edgewise.

  62. illy
    illy08-29-2012

    Love DFG. Get well soon Chugley – DFG warned you about doing whip its while driving!

  63. Fritz Furburberber
    Fritz Furburberber08-30-2012

    The previous DFG appearance is the only episode I’ve listened to more than once. In fact, I put it on while I was jogging and nearly doubled over at a few points. I suppose I understand how some might not find it funny but I think it’s hilarious.

  64. Blake Chambers
    Blake Chambers08-30-2012

    Even I agree, More DFG on the Adam Carolla Show!!!!

  65. Yossarian
    Yossarian09-02-2012

    BEST! DFG! EVER!! Funniest thing I’ve heard on the show in a LONG time.
    (however Josh Gardner’s songs are still unbearable)

  66. Hannah
    Hannah09-04-2012

    DFG is NOT funny and his songs are AWFUL. I had to quit listening to the episode it was so bad. The DFG jokes are old and stale. Please do not bring him back.

  67. Kerrick
    Kerrick09-10-2012

    Sometimes people find themselves in situations where it is NECESSARY to funnel 4 beers!!
    hahahaha

  68. Matt C
    Matt C09-11-2012

    DFG was fantastic as usual. Hilarious stuff. And that Christine is one fine looking woman.

  69. Hedonist
    Hedonist09-11-2012

    DFG either you love him or you hate him. It helps if you were in a fraternity to get some of the jokes, I guess. But ALL BALLS episode!! Thanks Ace, love the DFG, love the show.

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