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Brandon T. Jackson Live from the Irvine Improv

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Adam opens the show talking with today’s guest, Brandon T. Jackson, about growing up in Detroit. Brandon announces that he just quit drinking today, and Adam talks about the problems with wine bottles. They also chat about why Brandon grew up without porn in his house, and what it’s like Skyping with someone in jail. Adam then answers audience questions about waterbeds, shaving his junk, and what his priorities would be if he were president.

Alison begins the news discussing the new internet meme of ‘Kevining.’ They also talk about an upcoming debate between John Stewart and Bill O’Reilly, and the time Adam signed up to be a firefighter. Another news story deals with the movement of sperm, and Adam recalls a hilarious Man Show bit he did with Jimmy Kimmel. Also in the news, Patrick Stewart got into a Twitter war, PETA is protesting the series Animal Practice, and a man was apprehended after trying to smuggle an endangered species in his underwear. As the show wraps up, Adam talks about how the shittier your country is, the cooler your insects are.


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Show Credits

Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Associate Producer: Gary Smith
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. Kerry
    Kerry09-20-2012

    best live show in a long time!

    • J
      J09-20-2012

      Yeah, the waterbed rant is Ace at his best!

  2. R
    R09-20-2012

    Funny didn’t happen

  3. ej magee
    ej magee09-20-2012

    Is that Greg Brady in the football pics?

  4. Jason Martynowski
    Jason Martynowski09-20-2012

    Filling the quota. Alright.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle09-20-2012

      Why are you using Ledgewood’s avatar?

      • May Kadoodee
        May Kadoodee09-20-2012

        Yeah, like Pooch said!

  5. nAAter
    nAAter09-20-2012

    Why is it ok for a black entertainer to say “as long as they’re not voting for Romney”
    but the reverse be racist?

    • DR sbruce goose
      DR sbruce goose09-20-2012

      please no more OBama end white guilt…..

    • .
      .09-20-2012

      Because when blacks and other minorities don’t get their way, it’s convenient to play the race card. Over 95% of African Americans voted for Obama in 2008, including many who had previously been apathetic towards politics. When’s the last time you saw a black person with a McCain or Romney sticker on their car? On the other hand, I see plenty of white people driving around with Obama stickers…

      • Taylor Dayne
        Taylor Dayne09-20-2012

        Could you be more of a crybaby?? Boo hoo… lol

        • .
          .09-20-2012

          You have no intelligent response other than childish name calling… LOL

      • zdiggler
        zdiggler09-21-2012

        I live in middle of no where where politics are things. I have not seen any Romney stickers on cars, there sure were McCain stickers during last election. No body like Romney expect for line voters.

        • Murph
          Murph09-29-2012

          Dear zdiggler,

          WTF? What is your country of origin? Do you speak English?

    • atxmiranda
      atxmiranda09-21-2012

      stop being a sensitive douche…that’s what is wrong with this country.

    • JRock1970
      JRock197009-21-2012

      He’s a real good dancer!

  6. Jason Martynowski
    Jason Martynowski09-20-2012

    Oh Adam. Young girls don’t have hair under their arms, too. Do you want the natural armpit look on your women, too? Or do shaved armpits mean you like young girls, too.

  7. ceegee
    ceegee09-20-2012

    Know’m sayin’?
    Know’m sayin’?
    Know’m sayin’?
    Know’m sayin’?
    Know’m sayin’?

    Yes. I know what you are saying. You don’t have to keep asking.
    -Butters

    Talk show style working ther standup act into what’s supposed to be a conversation. This guy’s awful.

  8. Freedom Williams
    Freedom Williams09-20-2012

    Keep the dumb, drunk, O.C. skanks away from the mics at the live events for the love of Mike.

  9. BIGDOG
    BIGDOG09-20-2012

    Love the ACE man. Can do w/out Mr Jackson.

  10. Ryan
    Ryan09-20-2012

    Better live pod than last week, in my opinion. Adam seemed sharper and ran circles around this so called ‘comedian’ guest. Not sure why but the guests on the live podcasts are sub-par with a few exceptions like Jim Jeffries. And blurting out ‘as long as you don’t vote for Romney’ and flipping off a picture of Bill O’Reilly really impresses the audience and lets them know the vast depth of your political prowess. Then again, that’s par for the course for most libs.

  11. Casey
    Casey09-20-2012

    Did anyone else notice that “Kevining” looks like the Discount Double Check?

    • .
      .09-20-2012

      Saw that on the news yesterday. Reminds me of Adam’s peanut allergy rant. Politically correct fucktards inconveniencing the majority in order to accommodate a small percentage of offended/affected people.

  12. Hialeah Gringo
    Hialeah Gringo09-20-2012

    I’ll be generous and assume that this Jackson dude is funny when he is drinking?

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle09-20-2012

      I think he’s funny when you are drinking.

  13. Why Why Why
    Why Why Why09-20-2012

    Oy

  14. Why Why Why
    Why Why Why09-20-2012

    …and I’m 1 minute in.

  15. JessMan
    JessMan09-20-2012

    yes, i believe i know what you are saying

  16. spindlesander
    spindlesander09-20-2012

    alison is beautiful

  17. Izzy
    Izzy09-20-2012

    Great job today, Bryan! Loved all the well-timed hilarious drops that really made the show special! You really earned your paycheck! Maybe when you want a vacation they can replace you with a chimp, or possibly a dexterous poodle.

    “LET’S DRINK SOME BEERS AND THINK OF ANOTHER OPENING DROP!”

  18. Reyna
    Reyna09-20-2012

    Adam….try doing a show without the alcohol. C’mon…just try it.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle09-20-2012

      So he can be funny like Brandon T. Jackson.

  19. DDameshek
    DDameshek09-20-2012

    Whats the news on Larry Miller? I thought he was going on the show soon.

  20. John
    John09-20-2012

    This guy is not funny. Naa mean?

  21. ShekRepublic
    ShekRepublic09-20-2012

    Today on a shuttle I was riding I heard some middle aged woman listening to Maneater on her ipod … loud enough so 4 rows away I could hear every craptastic lyric. Oooooh here she comes, look out boy she’ll chew you up! I had to bite my tongue not to burst out laughing. Someone has Maneater on their ipod and is rocking out to that shit on a regular basis. Good stuff.

    Alpa China was more funny in the movie. Maybe it wasn’t the right venue for him or it’s the sober thing.

    • ShekRepublic
      ShekRepublic09-20-2012

      Ooops I meant Alpa Chino.

      • JRock1970
        JRock197009-21-2012

        you know you were humming it all day after hearing though huh?

  22. Poochie's Uncle
    Poochie's Uncle09-20-2012

    Itty, bitty mailbox…good name for A’s V.

  23. Brandon T. Jackoff
    Brandon T. Jackoff09-20-2012

    Brandon Jackson was incredibly unfunny. His sense of humor just didn’t click with Adam and Allison, and they were constantly having to stop and explain things to him. His random interjection about Romney made him sound like a total douche. Props to Adam for letting it go and continuing on with the show.

    • John
      John09-20-2012

      How many times can one man say “gandelf is gay’ on a single podcast?

  24. nathan
    nathan09-20-2012

    love the ace man but had to skip this pod after about 5 mins and the 5000 Know’m sayin. i just couldn’t take it any longer. Can’t wait for tomorrow’s pod to wash away the memory of this one.

  25. Dhuvy
    Dhuvy09-20-2012

    Great show, lot of uh, fun

    • May Kadoodee
      May Kadoodee09-20-2012

      As the Shek would say, “Alison looks quite fetching in that outfit”

  26. TS
    TS09-20-2012

    Guest had good energy, good show.

  27. clausha
    clausha09-20-2012

    Well, I liked him a lot and I think Adam did, too. Adam is always better when he likes the guest and he was great on this pod! Get it on!

  28. L K
    L K09-20-2012

    Absolutely UNLISTENABLE!!! Worst show in months if not ever. Couldn’t make it past 20 minutes.

  29. yuk yuks
    yuk yuks09-20-2012

    Great live show for once…
    guest was actually funny and Adam’s mic was turned down a notch.

  30. jmeggers
    jmeggers09-20-2012

    Allison is really coming into her groove.

    I think having her own podcast is unlocking her inhibitions.

    Having said that, I still refuse to listen to her retarded podcast.

  31. Matt
    Matt09-20-2012

    GANDALFS GAY GANDALFS GAY GANDALFS GAY GANDALFS GAY.

    I hope Brandon Jackson never makes it on this show again. Enjoyed most of the show, just not when Brandon was talking.

    And flipping off O’Reilly? Really? He must know a ton about the Aceman. ha.

  32. Lew Mack
    Lew Mack09-20-2012

    Dr. Drew used his big toe? LMAO! Had me rolling Ace! Good shart!

  33. ian
    ian09-20-2012

    “I’m sorry. I flipped of a picture of Bill O’Reiley. I mean, I’m a young black man. I gotta, I mean, for me, you know? ”

    Yes. You’re an ignorant fuck and you’re conditioned, like Pavlov’s dog, to respond to certain words or images negatively. We understand.

  34. phil landers
    phil landers09-20-2012

    Brandon T. J….whoa boy, I think you are going to have to strike a Faustian bargain with the demon rum. Presumably to have a career as a comedian you had to have a modicum of funny to get invited to join Ace and friends. I am assuming the lack of preparatory liquor lubrication left you unfunny as well as…not to put too fine a point on it …A HALF-TARD. So i am afraid as an entertainer you better hit the bottle or hit the bricks. Good luck , if I ever hear from you again I hope it is with slurred speech.

  35. Mason Jar
    Mason Jar09-20-2012

    dang, that was bad. Brandon T who? Holy mackerel.

    In an effort to not seem completely neg every time I post, I am looking forward to hearing Ray O. tomorrow!

  36. Howard
    Howard09-20-2012

    Everybody that gets on the live show comedians’s cases about not being very funny has to understand the difference between doing stand-up and being funny in conversation. Somebody said that Adam runs laps around other comedians like Jim Jefferies. They’re basically doing a live radio show, right? OF COURSE ADAM IS BETTER AT DOING A LIVE RADIO SHOW! He has 18 years of experience! All of the comedians that do live podcasts are occasionally on radio, whenever their shows don’t sell out before they arrive in a city. If you can’t understand that, then you’re ignorant. Adam is a hilarious dude, but at the same time, Adam couldn’t hold Jim’s (or 90% of the other live show guests) jock if they were one on one on stage with a microphone staring at a crowd of people. Jim and the rest just have more experience in that area. Hey, and by the way, if you don’t have anything nice to say, keep it to your fucking self.

    • Mark
      Mark09-26-2012

      Adam was good at radio from the first day he did Loveline. That said, I don’t really disagree with you on your points.

  37. Chet
    Chet09-21-2012

    We can pretty much all agree that Adam is a straight-up alcoholic, right?

  38. Douchebagel
    Douchebagel09-21-2012

    Wow, Adam was actually on his game during a live show.. must be a first. The guest was actually tolerable too. More pod like this please!

  39. Tquag
    Tquag09-21-2012

    Adams running on 12 cylinders.
    Mr T on 1. Not funny.

  40. Ironman82
    Ironman8209-21-2012

    When you drink most of the wine bottle so the dimple on the bottom is surrounded by the dregs is called a “wi-land”.

  41. Dick Face
    Dick Face09-21-2012

    All right you opened the VH1 vault…why the hell did Ray want to shave your ASS Ace???

    • Roger
      Roger09-21-2012

      I find much of what good old Ray has done over the years to be, uh, questionable. I don’t know many 50 year old dudes that have never been married!

  42. Roger
    Roger09-21-2012

    That was the best live show in many months. I really liked the guest. I thought he was very funny and actually contributed to the show.

  43. JRock1970
    JRock197009-21-2012

    I love all the “not funny” rants on here. Yeah, he’s not funny, they just put him in movies and he sells out comedy clubs all the time because he’s the world’s only unfunny comic. Meanwhile all you “critics” have orange keyboards because you couldn’t get all the cheetoes licked off your fingers. Dude has pretty much worked his way up from a comedian to being the star of a movie, no easy feat these days. I thought he was pretty entertaining, He’s probably funnier than Prater!

  44. Bill
    Bill09-21-2012

    Horrible. If Jackson was just unfunny and let Adam talk, it would have been fine. Instead, he insisted on trying to speak and couldn’t even form coherent sentences.

  45. Cannoneo
    Cannoneo09-21-2012

    This Jackson kid was hilarious and his life story was interesting. Best live show in months. You people are rednecks.

    • Murph
      Murph09-29-2012

      Cannoneo,

      I am not a “redneck,” but BTJ was not funny.

    • Dzjhon
      Dzjhon09-30-2012

      He was not terrible, but also not great. There is no racial bigotry here.

  46. Matt Cortese
    Matt Cortese09-22-2012

    Not a bad show. I think Brandon sounded nervous though. Some of his jokes/stories fell flat, and some were good. There were also a few times he tried to say something and no one even responded to it, which was a little weird. Perhaps his voice was quiet. At least he was trying, but sometimes his nervousness made him try too hard I think.

  47. Just Me
    Just Me09-22-2012

    Hells Bells is one icky chick.

  48. Jetrin
    Jetrin09-22-2012

    Unlistenable! NO, I have no idea what you be sayin’. I don’t think you do either. Nice pot laugh too.

  49. SamuelJH
    SamuelJH09-23-2012

    Thank you.

  50. K-Man Pilkers
    K-Man Pilkers09-24-2012

    Haha, I went to school in DeKalb. This is the second time I’ve heard Adam reference DeKalb (he must’ve done a Loveline show at Northern Illinois University at some point). There are worse places to be! It’s about an hour from Chicago, is a decent-sized (60,000 or so, including its sister city, Sycamore) college town and there are some good bars and plenty to do in the nearby Chicago suburbs.

    It ain’t Nebraska or Iowa, is what I’m saying. :)

  51. Permanent
    Permanent09-24-2012

    “If shirts could talk, do you think they’d be excited to be in your closet and owned by you?”
    “Which toe do you think it was?”

    Seriously, it is possible to ask stupider questions?

  52. Tim
    Tim09-28-2012

    Good to read that I wasn’t the only one who couldn’t handle Brandon T Jackson for more than a minute or two. I hate to skip an entire episode – especially a live one – but it was insufferable.

  53. sburns2421
    sburns242110-03-2012

    Am I the only one that found Jackson incredibly unlikable?

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