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Andy Dick & Marshall Cook

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Adam, Andy Dick, and Marshall Cook

Adam, Andy Dick, and Marshall Cook

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Show Summary

Adam opens the show discussing a bottle of champagne that Seth Macfarlane sent, and encourages fans to send us more stuff to consume. He then talks about a couple champagne-related stories, and discusses the podcast he recorded earlier today with Norm Macdonald (available for download Thurs 12/22).

Alison opens the news with the story of Sandusky waiving his right to a preliminary hearing and maintaining his innocence. She also talks about Trump no longer hosting a Republican debate, and Adam goes on a rant about crappy music. Also in the news is Jessica Simpson receiving millions of dollars for an endorsement, and the butter shortage in Norway. Later, Adam shares his thoughts on Russians and racism.

In the last part of the show, Andy Dick and Marshall Cook join the podcast. Adam talks with them about the physical comedy and all-star cast of their new movie ‘Division III: Football’s Finest’. Marshall then discusses booking the national tour to promote the film, and Adam and Andy joke about college hazing. As the show wraps up, Andy talks about a couple broken relationships in his life, and Adam helps him come to terms with being misunderstood.


Links

Check out http://AndyDick.com, and http://MarshallCook.com


Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Mike Lynch
Producer: Mike Dawson
Audio/Voice Over/Post-Production: Mike Dawson
Newsgirl: Alison Rosen
Sound Effects: Bryan Bishop
Technical Director: Chris Laxamana
Researcher: Gary Smith
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler


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  1. Yortuk Festrunk
    Yortuk Festrunk12-14-2011

    What a picture of Jessica Simpsons!

    GET ON!!!!

  2. Tim
    Tim12-14-2011

    Whoa, been listening for a long time and never heard Adam get broken up like that. Quite an impact.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle12-14-2011

      Are you behind a day?

  3. canucknucknuck
    canucknucknuck12-14-2011

    Can’t wait to hear the Norm Macdonald interview. love me some norm mac.

  4. Chad
    Chad12-14-2011

    I saw this trailer on Itunes the other day, and say Carolla was in it. I was pretty surprised we hadn’t heard anything about it yet.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle12-14-2011

      That’s because it’s a horrible movie.

    • Jason
      Jason12-14-2011

      Because Adam’s only in it for 3 minutes at the end of the film. Don’t see it if you’re expecting to be entertained.

  5. Neil
    Neil12-14-2011

    Awesome! I was just thinking yesterday that I need me some Norm on here.

    Get that Greg Graffin fella up in this bitch soon and my life will be complete. Literally my entire life.

    • r
      r12-14-2011

      Greg is annoying and not all that smart for someone with PHD. Most of the real clever lyrics come form his band make and epitaph record label owner Bret Gurewitz…who is the real genius in the band.

  6. Rich G
    Rich G12-14-2011

    Found a link regarding the SOCAL jewish center jingle. Hilarious! However no audio.

    http://armandsrancho.blogspot.com/2009/12/so-calif-jewish-center-needs-better.html

  7. jd
    jd12-14-2011

    I would have paid money to see Andy dick beat 9 kinds of shit out of that asshole Bald Brian. I still will.

  8. Becca B
    Becca B12-14-2011

    Malt is also used for beer. It’s pretty much just liquid or powdered sugar. It’s used for loads of other reasons, too! Love the show, bitches.

  9. JohnnyB
    JohnnyB12-14-2011

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!

  10. Jo ke
    Jo ke12-14-2011

    russia has north korean labor camps

  11. Ted
    Ted12-14-2011

    Can someone just buy Adam an ipod so he doesn’t have to listen to satellite radio?

    • Peter North
      Peter North12-15-2011

      Exactly! Why does he always complain about satellite radio? Can’t he just play an f’ing John Hiatt CD and put it on f’ing Repeat forever?

  12. Ted
    Ted12-14-2011

    Seriously, if there is an 80′s Night at a bar I do not expect to hear Husker Du. Why should I expect to hear Richard Thompson’s ‘Shoot Out the Lights.’ Here’s the Human League. You got what you came for, enjoy.

  13. Gary
    Gary12-14-2011

    Adam, what do Seth Macfarlane’s balls taste like?

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle12-14-2011

      Money.

      • Dola
        Dola12-14-2011

        good one

      • mel
        mel12-14-2011

        yes.

      • Ron Blumpkin
        Ron Blumpkin12-14-2011

        win

  14. Hot Nikks
    Hot Nikks12-14-2011

    I hate to be racist or anything but when you figure that genetically Russians are like half Viking and half Mongol, you’d expect them to be scary-ass folks.

    • Pavel
      Pavel12-14-2011

      And ain’t it ironic that those of a singular Viking or Mongol ancestry are nothing but pussies today? I mean when was the last time a fucking modern day Dane or some shit poor Mongolian slop farmer struck fear in the heart of anyone?

      Don’t know why you hate being racist, dude, it’s kinda fun.

  15. Mark
    Mark12-14-2011

    “I was trying to have a lemon party” – Alison

    Alison, I love you.

  16. Brett
    Brett12-14-2011

    Actually I like Atlanta Ry-them Section – I’ll turn in my ACE card and leave … sorry.

  17. JimmyK
    JimmyK12-14-2011

    Adam,

    Newsflash—-There is NO Black Community!

    I love Cosby and he is a personal hero.

    A portion of ALL people (including black people) get pissed off when you require that they get off their ass and take care of themselves.

    People hate you and Bill Cosby for the same reason.

    The sad thing is that you think that just white people supported Bill Cosby when he call for personal accountability. This is not the case. Cosby was right and history will prove this.

  18. Moderator Gaylord
    Moderator Gaylord12-14-2011

    Whats going on everyone this is the moderator Gaylord just letting you know I’ll be out of town visiting my gay lover Antoine in Frisco til Xmas. Please moderate yourselves until I get back. Bye!!!

  19. rushbaby
    rushbaby12-14-2011

    Great show…except for Mr. Dick. That guy makes my skin crawl.

  20. dc
    dc12-14-2011

    I love Andy Dick! He is so unpredictable and funny.

  21. paddym
    paddym12-14-2011

    Please never have unfunny hack Andy Dick on ever again ever ever ever.. Thanks so much.

    • Philip M
      Philip M12-14-2011

      I was thinking along the same lines. Good thing he’s getting a Magnum…he’ll be sleeping in it by next Christmas, then found dead in it by the next….just saying.

  22. Samara
    Samara12-14-2011

    Go to the Harrahs Auto Museum in Reno when you play Sparks. Leave lots of time, it’s huge.

  23. Dustin
    Dustin12-14-2011

    Love the potential insider trading crime scheme Andy Dick uncomfortably threw out there toward the end.

  24. Aaron
    Aaron12-14-2011

    Jesus Christ, I had to skip ahead in the show to get past that god awful song. Adam, we get it, it’s terrible. 30 seconds of it is more than enough!

  25. Melinda Bourn
    Melinda Bourn12-14-2011

    How much does Dawson like to say “Nugget”

  26. Juiceman3001
    Juiceman300112-14-2011

    I have to admit this show made me laugh out loud. Thanks to Adam for steering it away (as much as he could) from creepy homo stuff. And back to funny antisemitic stuff :p Andy really can be funny as hell and American Dad showed that. Will check out your guys new film!

    • BlueRat
      BlueRat12-14-2011

      I hope you’re making a subtle joke. You did hear the part where Andy Dick said that wasn’t him on American Dad, right? That was Nick Kroll, an actual funny person, doing an impression of non-funny person Andy Dick.

      Also, note to Andy Dick: It’s great that you think all drugged out, crazy people are based on you, but I think that archetype existed before you decided you would die if people aren’t paying attention to you every second of every day.

      I think that Joe Rogan’s assessment is probably the most likely: “Andy remembers that people get to a point where they can’t deal with him anymore, he just doesn’t choose to remember that it’s because he was high as fuck and kept doing crazy shit to them until they reach a breaking point.”

  27. geoff
    geoff12-14-2011

    andy was great.

  28. andy
    andy12-14-2011

    Good show.

    LOVE YOU ANDY! Hope you get more work.

  29. Andrew Penis
    Andrew Penis12-14-2011

    they almost went after Stern and I was hoping they would. that guy has become a almost a parody of himself. the whole artform of radio is just about dead and now its just sad to listen to him schilling his lame products and a kitten calendar. the Stern of 15 years ago would hate the Stern of today……thats why podcasts rule!!!

  30. Ray
    Ray12-14-2011

    Adam,

    Love the show. I have new respect for you. I used to think you were just angry and overly opinionated. But now I love the spin and truth you put on and into things. I dig that you are so passionate about your children and being a father. I love that you respect your grandfather, and after hearing you break up while speaking of your friend, the unicycle riding juggler’ passing.
    Can I ask one thing of you? Can you make Alison laugh more? She has the best laugh.

  31. Jayden
    Jayden12-14-2011

    I hate when Andy Dick appears on shows/podcasts, it’s always draining to listen to with no pay-off. He’s almost never funny, and usually spends most of the time whining. Maybe he’s good when he’s acting/doing a sketch, I don’t know, I’ve never seen his work, but he STINKS as a guest. It must be horrible to actually be there having to work with that guy.

  32. Tom
    Tom12-14-2011

    I’m having trouble downloading off itunes. Gets half way then “stops/error”…any advice. Can’t listen on website cuz kids(9 and 12) are around…any suggestions/?

  33. the point man
    the point man12-14-2011

    I almost died laughing when Brian messed with Andy’s head. Good pod.

  34. Scott
    Scott12-14-2011

    Marshall sounded pissed

  35. DG
    DG12-14-2011

    Atlanta Rhythm Section News – get it on!

    Current Tour Dates

    ——————————————————————————–

    FEBRUARY

    ——————————————————————————–

    02/10/2012 Monroe Community College – Monroe, MI

    02/11/2012 Glema Mahr Center for the Arts – Madisonville, KY

    02/14/2012 The Forum at Hal Rogers Center – Hazard, KY

  36. The Offender
    The Offender12-14-2011

    Andy Dick is such a fun guest, never really know what to expect. It can be silly, or sad, or informative, but always very interesting.

  37. Angel
    Angel12-14-2011

    “It’s as if sickle-cell worked in watermelon.”
    I’m one of your few black female listeners. I don’t cook, but I think I’m buying a man-grate off Amazon just for that. Love you, Adam! A gift of hope is a great deduction…

  38. doaner
    doaner12-14-2011

    Thought Dameshek was going to be on here, based on a clue from his Twitter feed. Hopefully he is – I haven’t listened to a Carolla podcast since he axed the only decent thing on the network, ‘Daves of Thunder’. Also, best LA Ram to wear this episode’s number on his jersey was #71 Reggie Doss.

    Bring back DoT.

    • Poochie's Uncle
      Poochie's Uncle12-15-2011

      You listen every day, just like the rest of us.

    • Martin
      Martin12-15-2011

      Like ^^

  39. dick manclaw
    dick manclaw12-14-2011

    never seen such a split message board. whatever i love andy dick he’s endlessly fascinating.

  40. Ron Blumpkin
    Ron Blumpkin12-14-2011

    You’re so much better than working with andy dick. It drags your name down when you’re seen working with him.

  41. Robert G(whiz)
    Robert G(whiz)12-15-2011

    “I was trying to have a Lemon Party!”
    OH MY GOD. Alison rules so much.

  42. Den Anima
    Den Anima12-15-2011

    holy crap i hate andy dick. that guy is beyond annoying. still good listening thanks to ace and bryan. but it illustrates the problem with andy dick perfectly, he does his little annoying effemenate thing and just needles into people with no end but as soon as someone sticks it to him even a little bit like bryan did with the sound bite he freaks out. i am honestly suprised the guy is still around anymore.

    • Ron Blumpkin
      Ron Blumpkin12-15-2011

      After calling Howard Stern a “hook nose jew” about 30 times on greg fitzsimmons podcast I don’t think a relevant andy dick is much of a worry. People like adam have him on because they feel sorry for him.

  43. Logic
    Logic12-15-2011

    It’s interesting to hear about how Adam’s family sounds kind of liberal and how annoying he finds it, because my family is ultra-conservative, and I find them pretty annoying at times. I’ve heard the same thing from South Park’s Trey and Matt, so it makes me think that some of us end up moderately irritated by whatever political rhetoric we grew up surrounded by, and tend to lean the opposite direction as a result. I know it’s not a general rule, because I have friends who became clones of their parents, but I do see it as a trend in some like-minded folks.

  44. Blaze446
    Blaze44612-15-2011

    Andy Dick is a little annoying…but I cannot get that song out of my head now.

  45. Danny Boy
    Danny Boy12-15-2011

    Aceman! You mentioned Firestone Walker giving you free beer – what was it?! Excellent brewery.

    If you want more free shit email the address I have to leave to post this reply. I’ll send you some beer from one of the best breweries on earth – Surly Brewing in Minneapolis. Seriously, it’s awesome and I’d love to fire some over.

  46. Drunken Herb Mascot
    Drunken Herb Mascot12-15-2011

    Dude, Andy could so play Dr. Drew in a made for TV movie! Get it on!

  47. Amanda
    Amanda12-15-2011

    Thanks for doing the Lord’s work. You are special people.

  48. Amanda
    Amanda12-15-2011

    Wishing you the happiness, peace, and joy of a pre-AIDS, Mid-Coke Christmas.

  49. cyrusfx
    cyrusfx12-15-2011

    I added “polamaluesque” to Urban Dictionary. Heh heh.

  50. Tom A
    Tom A12-16-2011

    Listening to this podcast I decided that I kinda liked the Atlanta Rhythm section. Thanks Ace!

  51. Jose Soto
    Jose Soto12-16-2011

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard as I did when Andy started joking about the Wellness Center and singing the jingle. You gotta bring him back!!

  52. A Real G
    A Real G12-16-2011

    **singing**

    You’re gift of hope….is a great deduction….

    Damn! That is hilarious! Andy Dick should get paid for the remix.

  53. zarub
    zarub12-16-2011

    “Who’s Donut’s?” is the funniest line I’ve heard on this podcast…keep up the great work Bryan.

  54. Matt Valentine
    Matt Valentine12-17-2011

    Allison is getting funnier and funner. I like her wit. She has good timing. She’s awesome.

    • Matt Valentine
      Matt Valentine12-17-2011

      *funnier

  55. citylife80
    citylife8012-18-2011

    The music in that song wasn’t so bad. The words weren’t great. And the first version they played wasn’t so bad.

  56. sloozen
    sloozen12-18-2011

    Andy made beer blow otta my nose when he sang the Jewish Association song to that silly ass music….

  57. veriverte
    veriverte12-18-2011

    Man, I wish Adam would get off the “every song not by John Hiatt” sucks kick that he’s been on lately. It really gets old. We get it Adam, you are the only person that listens to good music. Music is subjective. Everyone has their own opinion on what is good and what isn’t. Just because you don’t like a song doesn’t mean that it’s a piece of shit.

  58. Dave C
    Dave C03-02-2012

    I heart AC! ;) Get it on!

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