Adam Live Comedy Events
Ace hits the road this December with his new “Adam Carolla Hates the Holidays” show. Check the dates below to see if Santa Carolla is coming to your town…
Enjoy these ADAM CAROLLA HATES THE HOLIDAYS shows by clicking on a venue near you, and of course Happy Holidays!
Glenside, PA
Keswick Theater, December 1st
Royal Oak, MI
Royal Oak Theater, Friday December 2nd
Park West Theater, Saturday December 3rd
Denver, CO
Paramount Theater, December 4
Fresno, CA
Tower Theater, December 8th
Sacramento, CA
Crest Theater, December 9th
Anaheim, CA
City National Grove, December 15th
San Francisco, CA
Palace of Fine Arts, December 16th
Phoenix, AZ
Orpheum Theater, December 17th
Las Vegas, NV
Mandalay Bay, December 18th
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Reno, NV – NEW YEARS 2012
Reno Nugget
New Years Eve and New Years Day
More information coming shortly.
Mark your calendars, and save these dates.
Keep an eye here or at the Celebrity Showroom
Durham, NC
Carolina Theatre, January 19th
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Boston, MA
House of Blues, January 20th
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Silver Spring, MD
The Fillmore, January 21st
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Event Calendar
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Images from the past shows
*Guests and Venues are Subject to Change
uh….are you still going to be in SJ during november? Why did those dates disappear? I called the improv and they said it was still going to happen, but dude…..don’t skip SJ! You are awesome!
Yeah, show is still good. You caught the site as it’s being updated.
Do you think you’ll ever make it out to Columbus, OH? Thanks, love the show! Get it on!!!
Do you think you’ll make it to St. Louis or Chicago during this holidays 2010 run? I would love love love love to see a show but they are all so far away!!!
Any news on the NYE show at El Portal, i.e., when tickets go on sale, etc.? The announcement above mentions it, but the event doesn’t appear on the calendar. We’re looking at flights to come out from Denver for the NYE show, so we want to make sure it’s on. Thanks!
P.S. – Please come back to Denver!!
Is Atlanta show still on/sold out? Can’t purchase online through Punchline and their phone# goes to voicemail.
I can’t believe DC is already sold out!! Please come back some time…
Loved the show last night at the Houston Improv, Adam! Thanks for trying to complain about Larry Miller.
I was at the Houston show, too. Loved it! Get it on! Larry Miller in the sweatpants and shorts. haha
WTF happened to the Hollywood, FL show at the Improv?? I was SOOO looking forward to seeing Adam, got tix, and now my life is in ruins…When you coming to Florida to get more material for Germany or Florida?
I thought the last time Adam told the story about being asked if he was half Mexican he said it was Nick Dipaolo, not Greg Giraldo? Maybe I heard wrong.
I can NOT wait till 12-3… Adam will be in Fresno!
Why did you cancel the South Florida shows?
Is the Miami shows cancelled for sure?
The Miami improv refunded my tickets and the dates are no longer on the events calendar.
So disappointed about the South Florida shows being canceled… So who screwed this up? Donnie or Mike August?
Hey, are all the FL shows cancelled? WPB, FLL, and MIA?
You would make my year if you came out to Palm Springs….GET IT ON!
Hey Adam, are you still coming to the Imrpov in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on Sunday October 24th? I was just about to buy 3 tickets today but the improv site says you’ve been canceled. If the show is canceled, are you planning any other shows in Florida any time soon? Please let me know.
Fuck! I wanted to see you in South Florida
Good thing i’m comin back home to SoCal in 2 months! See ya the next go round!
What happened to the South Florida shows & are you ever coming to Tampa Improv? GET IT ON!!!!!!!
I made a point of buying a couple of tickets to the Miami show to surprise my girlfriend on her birthday. This last minute cancellation leaves me with “no choice” but to go out of my way to TJ Maxx to find replacement gift. Apparently, neither the necessity nor the legal mandate to “get it on” apply in Florida.
What is going on with the Florida shows? I was looking forward to seeing Adam in Ft. Lauderdale.
Why are the shows cancelled? I hope it is not due to low ticket sales.
WTF!!! Are you going to reschedule the south florida shows??
Adam – what is going on with the Florida dates? Are you going to reschedule?
Some how some way… I think it was Donny that fucked this up. You gotta come to S.Fla. We can’t be a weekly bit and not get a live show!
Hey Carolla, why not take trip up to Toronto after New York?
WEAK SHIT! I just moved from Boston to Miami and you go to Boston and cancel Miami?!?!?!
Very bummed the West Palm Beach dates got cancelled. I was planning on attending all of the WPB shows. Hope you can reschedule them sometime soon.
Why hasn’t Adam put The Hammer on itunes?
I just got an email that the DC shows are cancelled! WTF, maybe the terrorists HAVE finally won… say it ain’t so Aceman!
Any word one why the DC shows were cancelled or if they will be rescheduled?
Dude WTF? What happened to DC!? I canceled a trip for that show.
Why were the DC shows cancelled? You ruined what was going to be the best birthday present ever!
These live shows are awful disappointments anyway. It’s just a drunken blowhard complaining about bullshit for a few minutes and then a boring fucking slideshow. A complete waste of money. Don’t waste your time. Really.
Aceman and Donny, when you reschedule your FL dates please include Orlando…we’ve got lots of people here to fill up events for you. And I’m in dire need of hearing some complaints about Disney.
What happened to DC ? you had 2 sold out shows? I’m really disappointed!!!
If you reschedule a show in DC, which I imagine you would after selling out two shows, please specifically mention it on the show or prominently on the site i.e. please don’t just add it back on the Live Events page without a specific mention.
If the DC Improv is a pain in the ass to deal with, please book a show at another venue in the DC area such as the Arlington Cinema Draft House or State Theater in Falls Church, VA
I canceled plans to attend your show in DC. I therefore want you to announce ASAP the rescheduled date. After all I assume you would be pretty damn mad if we canceled you. So get your ass over here and get it on!
Please please please reschedule a DC or Baltimore area show.
will you ever come to boise! I just moved from sacramento and will have missed you twice!
AHHHHHH! Was just in ATL, missed him, shoulda checked the website first!
Joe, I think he’s doing two shows tonight at the Punchline in Atlanta.
Come to Goodnights in Raleigh!!!!
Thanks for the show in Atlanta last night. It was fun.
What happened to the DC show on Nov 7th? Got tickets right when they went on sale and was planning a weekend trip around the show. Does it have to do with book promotion? Any plans to come out east again any time soon?
Just read of the West Palm Beach cancellation. Hope everything is ok with Adam and the crew and that it’s not another tragedy calling him back to L.A. I couldn’t have gone to the show, although I live near the WPB Improv, but just concerned. Big fan, best wishes.
Also, get Randall “Tex” Cobb on the show for an interview!
be careful about getting tix, he cancels you know.
Please come to Seattle!!!!
All three South Florida dates were canceled. shame. Does anyone know why?
PLEEEEEEASE come to St. Louis!!!!!!
What Happened to the D.C. Show Date??? Don’t fail me Ace Man My whole office was gonna show because we listen everyday
I was lookin forward to the DC show too—please come out soon, we’ll support your hairy ass
What happened to DC????
i think you guys mean Boston University.
I would cancel all shows in south Florida too.
Please come to Mpls, and hurry up cause it will be frozen soon.
Big Fan, listen to a lot of shows on the Network. When you coming to Minnesota? would love to see one of the live shows.
Please Explain the DC incident. Two sold out audiences deserve to know what happened.
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee come to St. Louis!!!! The Funny Bone and all St. Louisans would definitely love to have you!!!! Love Line is broadcasted here and I know you have tons of fans here from when you were on.
I went to NY show from Va, and I ask Ace why he canceled in DC and he said is bc Mike Booker schedule 3 shows back to back in NY and he knew he was going to be work out and plus is Football Sunday !! But Donny did say they will come to DC in future!! Get it on
Yay! You are coming to the desert! See you Dec 1st
The DC cancellation was bushleague…two sold out shows?
The least he could have done was addressed it on the podcast instead of mysteriously taking it off the schedule and not giving the DC Improv any reason whatsoever.
Slap in the face if you ask me…
So no more SF in Dec? C’mon, please?
Two more weeks until Fresno!
I’m thoroughly confused. I went to the El Portal website hoping there “may be” any decent seats left, and practically none of them are taken. Is it not hip and cool for the Hollywood types to buy tickets when they go on sale?
I had this same experience for something else I saw there, which ended up selling out. You people are weird.
Made the San Jose show on Friday night. Tons of fun. Thanks for coming up to the Bay, we loving having you guys!
where are the san fran shows?
San Fran shows: http://www.cobbscomedyclub.com/calendar.html
Adam’s there Dec 9-11!
Maybe I’m late, but when are tix for your SF show on 12/9 going on sale?
they’ve been on sale for a long time
Im looking for a pair of tickets or 1 ticket for the fresno show. Someone help me out!
Also, ill buy the damned thing. If that wasnt already implied….
Hey Charz, wanna meet me there? You don’t?? Too bad! Do it anyways!
I am in Vegas Jan 1 to 5th. You all seriously need to have a Vegas date to ring in the new year!!
Please come back to Portland!
Hey Adam,
Love the show most days, but I have to say the Most Interesting Man in the World was really the most BORING man in the world. WTF.
When are the tickets for the New Year’s Eve show going on sale?
I could not believe it when I heard that Adam was coming to Fresno. I was excited. I wanted to greet him after the show, but unfortunately for me there was a whole group of “1 other person!” who wanted to meet him as well. I say unfortunate because after speeking to this first guy, adam completely blows me off and jumps in his ford SUV and races off. JESUS CHRIST… I would understand if there was a giant crowd of people, but REALLY! two people waiting for you and you can’t even let me tell you how much you affected my life and kiss your ass. That’s “Bad Times” right there.
Huge Fan Severely Disapointed & Disillusioned
Victor From Fresno
At least Donny was kind
Fresno show was awesome!! Thanks Aceman, can’t wait until you come back to Fresno. Get it on!
I saw Adam in Vegas. He graciously autographed my book.
Hey Randy from Fresno here again. Just read the comments from the fuck stick Victor above. Don’t let this asshole fool you. Adam signed books and took pictures for over an hour after the show. I was there, there were tons of people waiting for him when it was over. After waiting for an hour the Aceman signed my book, took a picture and thanked me for coming to the show. Adam, you and Donny were both super cool and courteous; come back to Fresno soon!
Come to Portland!!!!
Will Adam come on Poorman’s new radio show? Poorman’s Radio Invasion. Does he have the guts! http://www.kcaaradio.com M-F 1-2pm KCAA Radio 1050m AM
Adam, Dr Drew and Howard Lapides are wanted on the show. He is mentioned in the article published in the I.E. Weekly after only 4 weeks on the air.
Trevor Garner, KCAA Radio / Producer ” Poorman’s Radio Invasion”
Check out the I.E. Weekly article, Poorman was on the cover of the magazine.
http://www.ieweekly.com/cms/story/detail/pirate_radio/3648/
Would like to see you in Mpls someday.
Come back to Seattle!!
We love you here!
Great time in Sacramento!
Thanks, Adam, Weezer, Lynch and anyone else at the show. It was GREAT fun. My friends was a Carolla virgin, but no longer. She laughed longer and louder than I!
Hope you all had a good time in the Capital city. Sacramento isn’t TOO bad and the Crest Theater is gorgeous.
Really, really enjoyed the show. Thanks for autographing my book and photo.
Happy Holly Daze to you, Lynette and the kiddos!
Best wishes,
Northern California Lynette
WTF, when are you guys coming to Northwest Arkansas???
hey adam, thanks for the new years show it was awesome, you were great. The pilot was hilarious cbs is retarded for not airing your show. thanks again sir look forward to going to another one of your shows.
Hey, just wondering when i can get tickets to the show in chicago, can’t wait to come see u live
Can’t waiting see you in Reno!! Get it on!!
Up in Alaska. Just had a future ace fan with blue and pink beanie??? WTF I gaurantee I’m coming down to one of your shows this new year. My wiener got in the way for coming down for one last year. Thanks guys!!!
can you gather teresa, bald brian and do a show @ spearmint rhinos in las vegas?
About newsgirls (journowomen?): Part of the compensation will be exposure, obviously. So if an opportunity comes around, they’ll take time off to go on interviews. Whoever misses out will be back to substitute.
I’ll go as long as Allison Rosen is not there. Man she sucks.
You’re turning into a blow hard douchebag. I switched to Marc Maron’s podcast. Too bad, Aceman. You used to be awesome.
You need to come to Raleigh Ace man… I have turned enough friends on to the show to fill Goodnights up myself!!! Plus you could visit Wilmington and maybe be on an episode of One Tree Hill this time or better yet Easbound and Down… GET IT ON!!!
hey aceman! if your iphone is still falling out of your pants, put skateboard griptape on the backside of it
http://gizmodo.com/5740603/put-grip-tape-on-your-iphone-to-never-let-it-slip-again
Damn, between the Super Bowl and UFC in town it’s hard to find a hotel room for Feb. 5th. I called the front desk of the peppermill and was able to get a room even when they said booked on their website. Thanks for adding the 11pm show, I would have missed out otherwise.
Thank you so much for the second show in Reno! Need to book a room near by because the Nugget is sold out…..bummer.
Ace!
awesome loveline,great book, good movie, u even managed to evolve Jimmy into a funnyman…
Ur just funny– and not like a clown-
U could read anything and make it funny.Even the bible.
Especially the bible! Man, u should read a passage each day,lol
So, since i dont train boxers, i offer, because i wont say plead, to submit some MANdsome material…(+ more)
-writer offer, no strings,no money
Hells yeah…Ace Man in Chicago in March, finally. Get it on!
minneapolis! I think you guys will like the venue, Varsity Theater is one of the nicest places around to see a show.
Get it on ADAM! I’m comin for the Minneapolis show, been waitin for you to come.
tickets procured, see you in minneapolis.
wow alison is way hotter than i though. wow and similar to theresa anyway, she is a step behind boo. anyway she is hot yah!
Just got my pre-sale tickets for the April 28th Minneapolis show… Can’t wait! GET IT ON!
When is Adam coming to Oregon?
The Napa show was amazing! I brought my whole family (fiance, parents, sister) and they were all floored. Adam was absolutely hillarious!
Thanks for another great show!
Adam needs to come to Sacramento!
ever coming to DC??? ever????
When’s Adam coming back to Sacramento? I know Stephanie just said the same thing but I’d like to see him here, and not have to drive 400 miles to Thousand Oaks, since I’m lazy.
Is it just me or did I hear Dawson say yesterday “Moore Theater in Seattle on March 13th”… though when I go to the Moore theater ticket sales on the 13th of March the only thing going on is ‘Great Big Sea’ at 8pm. Perhaps they mispronounced Mike Lynch booking the gig and you’re calling it Adam’s “Great Big C”? Or is it a double booking with Chelsea Handler? Either way, I see on the calender that the Ace Man will be up for a book signing that day in the U District. Regardless this elusive phantom show, I’ll be happy as a pig in shit if I get my book signed and finally meet the immortal Ace man in the flesh. “Yeahhh hah hah! GET IT ON!!!”
Seattle but, no Portland!? Bummed!
Please come to Portland!!
Carolla is sounding especially xenophobic this morning. It’s ironic that he referred to the US as a “sober” country that needs to assume the role of a “designated driver” to clean up the mess in Mexico when US drug consumers are the ones funding the violence by the cartels. Btw, it’s also ironic that Adam referred to the US as a great nation because we dont invade our neighbors and take their resources. Hello. US vs Mexico war anyone???
West Palm Beach shows – bad info. Shows are listed here as Sat. March 4th and Sun. March 5th. However, the venue lists shows for Fri. March 4th and Sat. March 5th. Please clarify the dates! Thanks.
Hey Adam (and the gang),
Portland has the Bridgetown Comedy Festival happening April 21st – 24th. Are you guys planning on being part of the entertainment? Much to my chagrin, I had to miss last year’s festival due to a wedding (where are my priorities?). But it seems like it would be a great venue for one of your live shows!
Please consider it! Love the show! Alison is a great addition.
What about Boston MA or Providence RI?
how about San Diego?
Michigan!!!
Booking for the Cleveland show!
hey adam, just heard you cancelled your book signing in portland. just wondering when you plan on coming back out this way?
No Michigan? WTF? Come to Ann Arbor for fuck’s sake.
When is Dameshek coming on the show?
Better bring Dameshek on the road with you. I hear he’s out of a job, and the price of mustard is growing higher every day.
Daves of Thunder
Come back to the El Portal or Jon Lovitz on City Walk (by the way on city walk the Zen store has the shitty water massage you talked about on a podcase)
What a shame! How was the Daves of Thunder cancelled?????!!!!!! That show was off the charts boy! There will be riots in the streets if this isn’t fixed soon. The world needs Dameshek and more importantly Dameshek needs the world to deliver his infotainment!
i think Dameshek should be on Adam’s podcast more often….the Adam & Dameshek together podcasts from back in the day are the best ones
Daves of Thunder!
I need you to come to DC Adam! Fuck Shitsburgh Pa
Funny all the DOT bullshit comes in one burst. Must be the same person, HUH? Get a life.
Not really dipshit, it was a great podcast
Back to VEGAS!
Daves of Thunder!
See you in St. Lous, Ace!
Would love to see you come to ATLANTA!!! Huge fan of the Show.
Not spending a penny on the Ace Man till my two Daves are back!!
Stitcher seems to be a day behind in shows.
Aw, gay. What happened to the Mahalo message board?
hey adam a little tidbit i found on Walter Reed Junior High and yoko ono;s daughter kyoko. i think you might have been there at the time,
In 1977 Kyoko was attending the Walter Reed Junior High School in North Hollywood, Calif. under the assumed name of Ruth Holman.
her dad tony cox was hiding from yoko in l.a.
Can’t wait to see you in Windy City Saturday!!!!!
Big fan of the podcast, Adam & Co. Any plans to come back to Chicago? I saw Chris Hardwick perform on Saturday night. Wish I could have seen ya both.
I heard that Adam’s show in Phoenix on April 15th and 16th is canceled….is this true? Will the show be rescheduled or moved to Tempe Improv?
Got a call from the tards at Stand Up Live in Phoenix saying Adam’s show is canceled. Not hard to believe since the venue isn’t even close to opening.
Just book the Tempe Improv! Downtown Phoenix is hipster douche nozzle central anyway…
COME TO PORTLAND, OREGON!! PLEASE!? love ya
Yes please! Come back to Portland!!! We love you just as much as Seattle!
I would ask you to come to OKC. but Im trying to get the Hell out of here myself SO try to work your way back to Dallas….
Yes, please come back to Dallas!
I agree you must come back to Portland!
Portland will definitely be a sell-out on whatever night you come here — PORTLAND LOVES ADAM CAROLLA!!!
Time to make your way back to Vegas, it’s been too long… if you don’t come… I will…
Come To Idaho.
Come to BOISE!
COME BACK TO PORTLAND
Tampa or Orlando!!!!!!
Ace man when you coming back to Vegas….we need you to insult the airport some more I don’t think they got the hint.
Oregon loves Adam Carolla, Please come to Eugene. Conan O’Brien first stop of his i.p.t.b.f. on t.v. tour started here! What else is Eugene known for? Oh yeah! Go Ducks! Just Do It! (Nike)
Ace man, you need to come out to Washington, DC!
Bring Dameshek with you on the road. After the slap in the face that the ACE Broadcasting Network issued to him and his friends, it’s a matter of common courtesy. Plus, the guy needs a job.
Great show in Indy. Now you have to come down to Louisville and go to The Derby.
It’s the party that Anna NIcole got knocked up at. Thanks for all the laughs, Cheers, S in Kentucky.
You should go to the Barnstable-Brown Celebrity Party and hang out with the other B listers
Adam…..Come back to Addison, Texas.
I was there the first time you were there….It was sick……I brought my mother and my wife and they were rolling…..what a way to get the in-laws together…..good times!!!!!!
Just checked tickets in Portland, MUST bigger venue and tickets are more expensive. Glad you’re doing well out on the road! Hope I can go!
Just checked tickets in Portland, bigger venue and tickets are more expensive. Glad you’re doing well out on the road! Hope I can go!
ACE man, you really should come to New Orleans. I bet you could use a drink.
Tampa or Orlando would be awesome
I’d be there in a second
WTF?! No love for Seattle????
Dam the SeaTac TSA!!!! I blame u! Get it on!!XD
I know you’re not a huge fan of the Inland Empire, but we’d love to see you head east for a few shows.
Thank you for coming to Indianapolis. The show was great! We hope that you come back soon! GET IT ON!!
Adam – let me talk serious with you for one moment. I love your comedy, I’ve been a fan for years. I love supporting you whether it be buying your book, visiting your sponsor our going to your live show…wait scratch that last one. I will NOT be attending your live show this go-around. Why? Well, because what once was about a $20 ticket to see you at a comedy club has now turned into a $60+ ticket to see you at a larger, ticketmaster sponsored venue.
Do you not realize that the middle-class American that loves your brand cannot afford such outrageous prices? Maybe you didn’t realize that trying this new venue meant attaching Ticketmaster fees. Regardless, $60 x 2 (because I have to bring my girlfriend as well) is just too much to ask from your audience. Go back to Cobb’s and I will see you there. I don’t want to be mean, but I hope that you don’t sell a single ticket here so that you can realize the mistake you made.
Any decent man should be able to scrounge $60 times two. I made more money at 18 than I did at 30
But I was tired at 30, really tired. And burned out, totally.
You, I think you can afford the ticket price, unless you’re grossly underachieving. Argue with me.
Dylan in SF-
Time to man up.
You’ve been listening to Carolla’s podcast (which are fucking HILARIOUS) for FREE.
Don’t look at it like it’s 120 for you and your girl friend to see the ACE man – Look at it like this:
You paid $1.50 for the last 80 podcasts and Ace threw in 2 tickets to see him in person.
Such a deal.
Ford Prefect & Hinke,
I never said that I was either a decent person or an overachiever.
I make decent money, not a ton, but enough to make it by – I work for a state agency which should let you know that I don’t make much. Sure, Adam puts up the podcast for free, great. Then I also purchased the live shows when he did that. Then I purchased the Basic Cable Commentary. Also purchased the book and the dvd set and I’ve seen him perform live for $20 (as opposed to $60). I think with all that added up, I’ve shown my support and will continue to show my support BUT there is a point at which supporting may become too rich for my blood.
So, in a year, the ticket price tripled. Does that mean that next year, each ticket will be $180? I’m definitely not buying two tickets at that price. I’m not begrudging Adam for trying to make a little money. All I’m saying is that maybe if he wasn’t viewing these ticket prices through a gold-rimmed brandy sniffter maybe he would realize that $60 is pushing it.
Hey, if $60 x 2 is nothing to you two, why don’t you buy me some tickets? Come on throw some of those greenbacks around since apparently they are so easy to come by. You’re decent people right? You wouldn’t judge someone because they can’t afford a high-priced show (yes, I said a high priced show – any day of the week in this city you can see an amazing show for less than $20 – anything over $40 better come with a BJ).
Another way to put it is: it’s the price of 7 to 10 McDonalds meals depending on where you’re living, which pays for two hours of entertainment. I would be on your side if it were more expensive, but $60 for decent tickets sounds like it’s priced to market (perfectly). Then again, I live in a high cost market where a bag of frozen chicken fingers costs $8.
Yes, it would be nice if they had tiered pricing (crap seats for 30 bucks) but maybe they don’t want to go that way.
A loyal listener discount would be nice too, but again, maybe they’re not interested.
I think the prices are higher with Ticketmaster because they know what the market will bare (that’s their job; that’s how they make money). And I think you have to accept that.
And the thing about making lots of money when I was young, that wasn’t to brag. It was to illustrate that when making money was important to me, I found a way to make money. And I think everyone would, and could, should they desire. But when money was not so important, I was happy to go without (and much happier as a result).
I don’t understand people complaining about the costs of things. It’s like they don’t understand trade..
Maybe it’s just a perverse form of misery? Instead of hoarding wealth obsessively, they begrudge wealth obsessively? Either way, it’s consuming (IMHO).
Rex,
I thought that you’re first comment was fair – I don’t agree, but it’s fair. It is my opinion that $60 is too much and that’s that. Also, I HATE ticketmaster – they are just a needless middleman making money off of me so (for the most part – there have been a few exceptions) I don’t go to shows that use ticketmaster (or as I like to refer to them – Ticket-raper). Maybe I would be a little softer on the $42 if there wasn’t $18 in fees attached. Yes, ticket-raper has figured out what the market will bare, but they do not necessarily charge what would be a “fair” price. For example, many big venue, major acts are 95% sold out before the tickets officially go on sale to the public which forces the fan to buy from scalpers at outrageous prices. So is a ticket worth $300 because the ticketmaster has forced the market to bare such prices OR is ticket-raper a bunch of souless thugs who have cornered the market on ticket sales? BTW, I don’t have to accept anything. I live in a high cost market as well and many venues that host bigger shows than Adam’s (sorry Adam) don’t use ticket-raper.
as for your second comment (which I found ridiculous), oh how I wish I were hording money. If only that were the case. You’re right, I have no idea about trade – I thought that if I just wished really hard magic golden tickets would fly out of Adam’s ass and e-mail themselves to me. Also, complaining that something costs too much does not equate to begrudging someone else’s wealth. If a hooker wants $1000 for a BJ I’m going to think two things: 1. that had better be the best damned BJ ever, and 2. that’s why I have a girlfriend – I don’t get pissed off that someone else is willing to pay that much or that they have the money to afford such costs.
What I am doing is exactly what ANYONE who does not agree with this price should be doing which is not go to the show. I still listen everyday, but I just won’t support Adam when I disagree with what he thinks his show is worth. That $60 will be much better spent going to 3 other shows. And, if someday Adam figures out a pay scale or venue or whatever that meets my needs then I will support that show, until then……
Complaining is my God given American right and lifeblood.
For $99 plus the cost of a ticket, I can shake hands with His Highness Ron White, plus get a free “200 proof” shot glass.
Your stories are better. They’re more genuine, funny, detailed and authentic, but he tells his stories better.
Your fans would appreciate some general disregard, IMO.
Adam please come to San Antonio, Tx. Last time u were in Dallas I was stuck in San Antonio, and when you were in Houston I was stuck in Dallas. FML
When are you coming up to Toronto? Don’t lie at customs and you wont have any problems getting in.
Adam please come to Augusta, Georgia!! I could not get to Atlanta when you played there.
Yes! Totally going to the Minnesota show….this is gonna be awesome
Adam,
Are you planning any Michigan performances this year? It’d be great to see you somewhere in Ann Arbor or even Detroit. Thanks for the comedy.
Adam at Carolines! Niceeee…will be there with bells on
Please, please, please come to Canada! (Toronto
Ever gonna reschedule the D.C. shows that got cancelled? Not like there isn’t enough shit to complain about here…
Please please please come to Vancouver!!!! !
ready to get it on in KC! just bought my ticket!
Just ordered a ticket for the Portland show. GET IT ON
Adam,
Do you know who your guests are going to be for the live podcasts in NYC?
Adam, the next time you’re in Miami, we’re gibe you a tour of the SCORE magazine building.
TORONTO SHOW! Please you have fans up north!
Ace Man,
Come up and see us in Salt Lake City.
Big fan. Get it on.
Austin Texas!!!!!
Come to Tampa, ask Larry Miller about the great time he had here.
Varsity Theater tomorrow night!!! this will be epic.
Why would anyone want to pay anything to this talentless poor excuse of a human? Sixty dollars is a lot to ask especially for an Anti Semite. Invest in a real comedian with talent that has originality. yuck
Hey milkmaid, er cow…calm way down. Don’t be so uptight. If carolla didn’t speak some truth then it wouldn’t be funny. People laugh because it’s all so painfully true. So get off your high horse, come down to the level of us little people people, grab a drink and laugh a bit. Life is too short to be wound so tight. It’ll be even shorter for you if you don’t laugh and lower your blood pressure a bit.
C’mon… Adam is just a comedian. A modern day jester. Sit back, relax and expand your tolerance – don’t forget, the delight at the end of a joke is the result of a complex set of conditions and processes – if you can’t process Adam’s, so be it, just move on. No need to evil.
Mind giving me some examples of “good comics” I’m sure your pics are all hilarious.
Adam, I know you don’t necessarily like coming out to do these shows but thanks for a great time at the Varsity in Minneapolis tonight. You were terrific… and I’m happy to be longtime crewman on your pirate ship.
…not to sound too gay…
Due for another Vegas show! Get it On Ace.
Seattle, Washington is the place you ought to be… so load up the cars and move to the Emerald City!
Anti Semite? That is ridiculous! You do realize that Alison is Jewish, don’t you? And do you know how many Jews Adam has on his show? TONS all the time. Go to hell you whiny little piss ant Schlemiel.
To be fair, limiting Adam’s bigotry to the confines of simple anti-Semitism is a bit too confining. He has plenty of awful and ignorant things to say about many other races as well, in addition to women and homosexuals. Is he an outright dangerous KKK member? No. But, some of his comedy does proceed from the essential premise that white, straight, American males are fundamentally better human beings than everyone else who doesn’t fall into that category. This is not a made-up issue — his heart may not be filled with violence and hatred, but Adam is still undeniably a bigot. It’s unclear why people are so reluctant to admit that in the face of such overwhelming evidence.
Wow! YOU ARE THE IDIOT WITH AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF INFORMATION IN YOUR FACE! Can all you sensitive a-holes please for the love of Christ learn to get a sense of humor!!!???
Adam,
Great podcast. When are you coming to DC?
Come to TORONTO Adam. We just had the two “Princes” of podcasting in (Rogan and Benson) – but we want the KING!!!
Anybody know where I can purchase tickets for the Palace of Fine Arts show directly?
I want to avoid the goddamn Ticketmaster fees.
when is adam carolla and the rest of free fm comming back to the airwaves and what happened to danny bonnadueshbag?
Down with Israel!
Adam – You hate L.A. I hated L.A. when I lived there. I now live in Phoenix and love it. You should give this place a try and with just a one hour plane ride back to shitsville, you can still do your business there when you absolutely have to. We get to carry guns here!
Love the podcast. Listen everyday at work. Would love to see you come east to Raleigh, NC.
Got 4 tickets for the Wiltern show this sat may 21, 2011 at 7pm. I have a final rescheduled for that saturday evening and can no longer make it. I am selling them at face valley if anyone is interested. Don’t want them to go to waste. Sorry Ace Man.
Any chance you are gonna come to Indianapolis during august 4-7? There a huge convention there and I would love to go to an ace show.
Ace, VEGAS please!!! Why no love for Vegas in June?? San Diego, but no Vegas? Green Valley Ranch won’t book you? C’mon! You should be here for a 2 night deal!
“Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy!”
Adam- Please come to San Antonio or Austin Texas. We need you.
Toronto – finally! Can not wait to get it on!
YEAH!!!!! Toronto show at last! Tickets are purchased and I can’t wait to get it on!
On board for the Toronto show. Very pumped to have you north of the border!
Im so glad you are coming to Canada, but PLEEEEEEEEEEASE COME TO VANCOUVER!!!!!
Vancouver shows , please !
Come to Vancouver Adam! If you like Seattle, you’ll love Vancouver.
Boston! Boston! Boston! Please?
Adam, Please come back to west palm beach, FL .
We (fan base in the deadbeat state) miss you terribly.
Adam I would like your opinion on the Discovery channel’s show “DUAL SURVIVAL”. Do you like it or hate it, I want 2 hear your opinion.
Finally something that I can agree with the Canadians about! I’m sorry that I missed you in Seattle, I’m close enough to Vancouver to risk life and limb going to Canada to catch a show!
Austin! Austin! Austin!
Please set up a date out in Sacramento, I’m in the. Navy and will bee deployed in the begging of September 2011. I live in sac and would bring a bunch of tickets in for the ACE man…….Lets get in on!!!!
If you’re taping a podcast in NYC, does that mean that Bryan and Alison are also coming to the show at Caroline’s?
Adam come to Texas
Pretty please come to Madison, WI!!!! I would die to see you
Adam please come to Augusta, Georgia. I was away when you went to Atlanta. We never get any good comedy shows here you can’t turn this unfunny town around.
I am with Keith and Corb…Austin! The Paramount Rocks!
Adam, you gotta come to House of Blues in Dallas!
YAY Santa Barbara!!!
Last time i saw him here was in Isla Vista with Jimmy back in 2000 
Ace man, come to Dallas please!
I heard on KROQ that you were coming to San Manuel Casino In So Cal but I don’t see it on your calendar. Was it true?
Ace Man, how about coming to one of the Connecticut casinos? Or beautiful downtown Hartford?
Gotta do a live show in Austin, man.
Please come to Vegas! Get it on!
ACE MAN! Toronto is ok, Montreal is better!!
Come back to Reno!
Adam, we’re so excited to see you when you come to Toronto!
Did you know Toronto now has 30% less douchebags? 10% less than when Joe Rogan was raving about our fine city on your podcast.
Looking forward to hearing and seeing your nasally drone live.
Ace man – come to DC!
Hey Ace man; any thoughts on coming down to New Orleans? We guarantee you won’t get pulled over…
douche nozzle, seattle?
Please come to San Francisco Adam!
What no Boston? We need you to cut through our political correctness.
I’m disappointed your Poconos date wasn’t over the July 4th weekend.
That’s a mistake. Your fans could travel much further on a long weekend, so you could draw a much larger audience, especially on the East Coast.
You will come to Washington DC
ace are you gonna be at lovitz on the 23rd or in NYC? They both have you booked it looks like!
I agree with Don, you definitely need to get up to Boston!
Just bought front row seats for TAMPA SHOW! GET IT ON!!!
Would love to see Adam in the Seattle area!!!! Friday or Saturday perferred…
I realize that typically anyone would want to avoid the area, but any chance of seeing a Detroit or Toledo date?
Just got my tickets to the show in AC from my wife as a BDay gift…very pumped
I’d say “hey Aceman lets hang out after the show” but that guy Jay Leno is in AC as well that night so I figure you will be hanging out with him….
I don’t suppose there are any plans on coming to Texas are there?
Please come to Vancouver.
I promise we won,t riot!
Another request to please come to Vancouver. Consider:
1) Great comedy town.
2) Riot-free for two weeks.
3) Close to your favourites Seattle and Portland.
4) Vancouver is to Toronto as Seattle is to Cleveland.
57 retired,listen everyday as i’m cutting greens on a golf course–and was thinking as ira fuckin glass-ass was on please pull the plug -then u confirmed it the next day thank god or whoever. keep up the great work. btw the dude greg whatever from ricky bobby plays nice gets it and is funny
Please come to Vancouver, we love you here!
No Comic-Con show this year?
VANCOUVER CANADA!
Come on up Adam
Was just coming to check your tour schedule to see if you might come to Vancouver Canada?
Seems like an organized campaign to bring Adam to Vancouver
Got to Montreal Adam, I’m sure they would love you there!
Yeah, let’s get it on in Vancouver!
Yes…please come to Vancouver!!! We’ve been waiting a long time. Since you love Seattle you will LOVE Vancouver!
Toronto show still not sold out? Time to man up and show some support!!!!!
im from b.c. and im trying to get to the t.o. show
Hey hey,
Does Adam have an opener? I am going to the Toronto show and have to work at 9:30 pm. Wanna make sure I won’t miss him. Get it on
Please come to Austin, Adam!
Got my tickets for tomorrow in Toronto. GET… IT… ON!!!!!
ACEMAN:
Great show in AC this weekend! Thanks for coming to the East Coast…..hope you had a great flight back with Jay
PSTONE
Just ordered 6 tickets to your show in Tampa! Can’t wait! GET IT ON!
Ace man come to Fresno!! You could easily sell out the Savemart Center. I’m too poor to drive to So Cal for your show.
Peace out amigo
Would love to see you in Wendover, NV at the peppermill concert hall!
Would be nice if you hit Grand Rapids MI.
I heart Bald Bryan
Dallas or Fort Worth. North Texas. Some where close Ace man!
Please come to Kansas! Or at least somewhere close!!!
Just placed an Amazon order via the Ace Brodcasting Network. Love you Aceman!
Just heard you’ll be at The Carolina Theatre in my town of Durham. Beyond stoked, Aceman. Can’t wait. Get it on.
Come on Ace!!!
Austin TX….WTF?
Austin TX.
Austin…..Texas
When we gonna see you in Houston?
Aceman,
Come on down to Houston bro our money is green too!
What about the north hollywood venue?
Vancouver, Adam.
Ace, would be great it if you could have Obama’s illegal alien drunk uncle Onyango, make a guest appearance at your Boston show. Get it on!
Words cannot express how excited am that you are coming to Durham, NC. I never thought you would, but hubby and I will see you from the second row pit, baby!
Thanks, Aceman!
COME BACK TO KANSAS CITY FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, A-hole. There is a state called Wisconsin in the northern midwest. Why don’t you come here? I think you’re pretty funny, considering you are a world class whiner.
Hey Adam, I own a Gentlemans’ club in Downtown Dallas. If you and the crew would like to come get some free drinks after the show, let me know. Will see you at the show. Brave Dave
Vancouver please!
Hey ya Adam… how about Vancouver?
Adam, please come back to Kansas City! I missed you last time and it sucked tits.
Just bought my tickets for your Detroit show-soooo excited.
i was so excited i purchased my tickets for Portland a while ago. The show is on my birthday (same as Donny & Jimmy) and just got notification show canceled. I am bummed! so much for Happy Birthday to me
Please come to West Palm Beach,FL. I’ve never seen you live and I’d love to see you.
How about playing a local gig in the next couple of months?
Cincinnati, OH welcomes you!
Just called the Parmount to get tickets for the Austin show and they said it is cancelled. Bummer!
Alison, I think you are hot, smart and funny. Fuck those haters.
I guess this new project is a big one, his comedy tour in Austin has been cancelled:(
Adam was AMAZING in Tampa!
GET IT ON!
WTF!!!
Austin Texas!!!
Come on it is a great cit!
You will love it!
I promise you will make some money!
You guys are still calling it the Reno Nugget. It’s in Sparks.
It’s all Sparks now, don’t kid yourself.
two years in a row you cancel your dc area shows? c’mon, show us some love in the nation’s capital!
any chance of having a live show in new orleans?
The Live comedy shows on the calendar for Oct and Nov, 2011 seem to have been cancelled or cancelled & rescheduled.
Why not post info about refunds or honoring tickets for a new date?
Hey ACEMAN!!!!
Why aren’t you coming to Portland or Seattle for your Hates the Holidays tour? I’ve been living in Shanghai for the last year and I was hoping to see you live when I’m back in the US. I know its a lot to ask but try and make it up to the NW. Haven’t seen you live for a couple years when you came to Beantown(where i went to school. GET IT ON BROTHER!!!
Im bummed the Portland show got canceled. I had 5th row! Hopefully there will be a makeup show?
No love for NYC on this tour…
What’s going on with the show in Seattle? You haven’t been here since march and now you’re canceling? I thought we were one of your best markets and we buy lots of tickets? Any explanation?
Adam didn’t really mention it but Seattle and Portland have been rescheduled. Friday March 9th at Seattle Moore and Sunday March 11th at Portland NewMark. Those who previously bought tickets will get first whack at new ones. Contact the venue for more info.
what about st louis? loved your last show here;
and Ace: have you ranted yet on the retarded new fashion of guys saying “we’re pregnant”
Hey f#$cker! Nice job cancelling the Seattle show! Must of had a better paying gig come along.
Come on Adam! New Orleans or Memphis!
PLEASE!
When’s there another Seattle show???
Must. Come. to. Austin.
New Orleans! It is time.
What’s the fan presale code for your show in Portland this March? I’m a day or two behind on the Podcast but I don’t recall any mention of a special code.
Thanks and GET IT ON!
Hey adam. I live in western massachusetts and there is an under the radar comedy club out here that I think you would really dig and definitely sell out. its called the Hu Ke Lau. Not crazy big but alot of big comics are coming through. Im fucking stubborn and dont wanna have to drive to boston to see you. Mahalo. keep up the good work.
suck it up n drive into Boston, an hr and half is too much?
I see Adam’s coming to Durham, but tix are $35 or more!! Anyone been to a show and can comment on if it’s worth that much? Thanks..
How about adding one of your favorite cities, Portland, to the mix? I know it’s shitty and rainy all the time, but the people want to see the Ace Man, so it’s an easy sell-out crowd.