At the top of the show, Lynette brings up a parenting dilemma she’s been having with Natalia’s sassy classmate. Stefanie relates to having your daughter be attracted to mean girls, and listens as Lynette talks about another situation she’s having with the daughter of her close friend.
Later, the girls play a round of M.F.K., where three celebrities are named, and they have decide which guy they’d choose to marry, f***, or kill. They also discuss all the bizarre hookups on the Jersey Shore, and which Real Housewives they like the most. As the show wraps up, the girls make fun of Dr. Laura, and break down the Adam Carolla – Kevin Smith on-air feud.
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Producer/Audio Engineer: Gary Smith
Web Engineering: Mike Cioffi
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

I really enjoy listening to the show but I can’t stand the song at the beginning. Is there any chance that it will be changed to something less saccharine sweet and awful?
yeah seriously, I thought I hated the TPE song, but this one is WAY more annoying.
Wondering if Lynette has mentioned these other girls’ attitudes to Adam. Seems like Natalia has learned from her peers this is appropriate relationship behavior.
The only solution: Joe Rogan Isolation Chamber + 20 years = Elizabeth Smart or Josef Fritzl’s daughter. Bet neither of them talk back.
Love the Dr. Laura recaps! She is so bizarre…
Lynette!!! You are absolutely hilarious! I am 28 years old, have no children and single and find you as a parent and mother of twins, hilarious! Several of my friends have toddlers and cannot yet speak and I cannot wait until I can tell their children to mix me a martini or play “telephone” with them.
You two ladies are the exception to funny Moms!!! I would totally hang out with you gurrrrlllsss on a Saturday night– drinking and telling the kids to repeat stuff!
Love you gals!!!
~H
I miss reality roadkill.Wish you guys would talk more gossip.LOVE the show.Definately one of my favorite podcasts.I have a 7 year old son and a 4 year old daughter.I know how it feels to worry about friends and things but I think the best thing to do is not sweat the small stuff.Just be with them as much as you can and show them lots of love at home and they will be O.K.
LOVE the show! Stephanie, I love the Dr. Laura segment and hope it becomes a regular segment; keep up the great work ladies!
I love the song at the beginning! I also wanted to let the girls know I ordered Shari’s Berries for my hubby for Valentine’s Day, they were yummy! I got the full dozen!!! I used the Out Loud code. Keep up the good work, I enjoy listening to your weekly podcast as well as Adam’s daily one.
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be rude but I can’t you believe you even watch these shows with how much you are getting wrong about them.
Stephanie, I didn’t really like Clerks either but I sometimes pretend I like it when people say how great it is. You should see Dogma though. Great movie.
Love your show
I love the down to earth talk about kids, and i love the reality tv talk. Vicky is my least favorite housewife.
Lynette – nip it in the bud girl! My girls went to Roscomare (similiar to your school), those mean
girls NEVER change. Just avoid playdates, don’t explain why-you will never win and come June, ask the teacher to put them in different classes for 1st grade. And if N. is mean to others – no wrestling – put your foot down – you are the adult – give her an inch she will take a MILE…
and let’s hear some Housewives talk or Housewivzes as Kyle says. Kim is beyond medicated – Stephanie weigh in!!
Lynette, My 8yr old son gives me attitude too! I think he gets it from school but also from tv. As soon as it happens I take away his wii, tv and laptop. It seems to help. You have to jump on it as soon as it starts or it will just get worse!
The show is great but could really use more of Producer Gary. He is a star in the making. Back in the Parent Experiment days we had to listen to that bitch Producer Cathee always chime in when she was bringing nothing to the table. Gary, on the other hand, besides being a sexy stud, is bringing quality entertainment to the show. The listeners demand more Gary
Shandi L Roberts
The Dr. Laura call and Stefanie’s responses are hilarious! Please make that a thing. What a fantastic episode you both make podcast magic together. MKF was also fun.
Lynette is an amazing wife for sticking up for Adam w/ the Kevin Smith BS. KARMA will come back to Kevin for him lying and being a dbag. Also sounds like Lynette is handling Natalia’s attitude the best she can and is on top of things.
Love the podcast. I look forward to hearing it every week.
Hey, Lynette (and Stefanie) , I feel for you. I have no patience for that mean girls stuff, either. (I always refer to it as “girl on girl crime”.) The saddest and sickest thing is with some girls it goes on and on into adulthood. The bossy little snot grows up to be one of those judgmental mom types. The WORST. My attitude is “we’re all in this together”, why not join up and be honest about things. But some women are semi-professional-other-mom-criticizers.
Anyway. The only thing I wanted to say is, I don’t believe in forcing a kid to hug anyone. I would suggest it, even repeat it, but harping on it and forcing them to express affection against their will sets a weird precedent. Not to mention it’s far more effective to let them feel the regret on their own. If you make them do it, they never get the message you’re trying to send and ultimately end up feel victimized. (“Poor me, they made me hug so-and-so, they’re so mean etc etc”) So now darling little Maylen feels wrong that she was forced to hug someone she didn’t want to, instead of being left to herself to think it over and feel “hey, I love my Auntie Lynette and Natalia and I’m kind of a jerk.”
*wronged